RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHH / SO MUCH BLOOD! / MY FISTS THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL! / G'day! for pwnage. If I'm using the BC2 M16, it'll probably involve my boomstick in some capacity. Or rape on a stick. Or stick based rap- You get the idea.
Being pwned:
Aarghnopleasestopaarghfuck or a variant of that.