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[The Artificially Prolonged]

Most likely made of some horrible synthetic material but really long lasting and durable. Though I think a clothing line would get far with this branding outside of maybe school uniforms. Perhaps there is another market where this branding would fit better...

But I'm already a brand of beer!
Looks like I had better seek legal advice for the imminent law suit....

Probably the best shirts in the world.

 

[Eleuthera]

Eleuthera means free (as in not a slave, not you don't have to pay), so I'm going for outdoors-wear. Or possibly some kind of hippie arts and crafts stuff.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Scarim Coral, I see that name being more of a cologne than a clothing brand. I suppose as a clothing brand I see it being a summer beach sort of clothing mainly cos of the "Coral" (like the sea coral) part of the name.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Definitely a mix of tactical gear and military themed graphic t shirts.

 

[Frankster]

Frankster: The new urban clothing line with a heavy emphasis on dark blue colors.

Sturdy and priced reasonably, sold at a Primark near you!

 

[Barbas]

Uh...clothing for the bearded mountain man, I guess. We'd do walking trousers and alpine gear!

 

[Ubiquitous Duck]

I'm guessing mine would have a single shop in London. In a side road. Away from the crowds and where you'd expect to find clothes shops.

Be extremely expensive and pointlessly pretentious.

We also involve alliteration wherever possible, considering the increased level of pretentiousdom.

Sum up: I consider this name when considered as a brand to be very pretentious. Thick framed glasses for all!