Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)
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A copy of Darkly Dreaming Dexter. Maybe the zombies are fans of literature involving serial killers who kill other serial killers. Otherwise, I'm screwed.
A pillow and a bedroll. I'm set up fatter'n biscuits & gravy!
Edit: I also spot my cell phone charger, for whatever that's worth....
Edit: I also spot my cell phone charger, for whatever that's worth....
I've got two pictures and a fuck ton of random change. Like, whiskey jars full of the stuff. If I had some ice cream tubs and some C4 I could make some awesome shrapnel-based (get it?) claymores, but I don't. So I can't.
*Throws pennies at the zombie horde*
*Throws pennies at the zombie horde*
My Machete which I put there because I knew someone would make a thread like this using that same picture.
Let's see a water bottle, miniture Animal House car, and a toy replica of a .45 m1911. Well, this is gonna end in tears.
Well, a small couch cushion, tv remote, end table, lamp, foldable music stand, acoustic guitar, and 2 framed pictures. Picture frames could reflect some light, maybe blind them for a second, TV remote I could use to turn on TV from a distance and distract them away from me, lamp would be decent melee weapon. Cushion to sleep on for long term, end table could barricade something. I'm actually not sure if the guitar and stand would count, as they're not directlt to the left, but they're good melee.
I would smash the glass lamp against the wall to create a sharp fast-t-use weapon, rip out the paper shredder's blades and usemy wallet to protect my fingers when I use the blades. My cellphone is next to me too, but I really would have no use for it unless I called some friends or something so I could organize a resistance of a good size(pending on how fast it takes to turn into a zombie, for it takes a short amount of time, small, spread-out groups, just incase, and vice-versa.) I could go on about how I would break the chair to my left so I could have sharp splintered bludgeoners, but other than that, I think I'm covered. 
My zune, pack of gum and my Wii lol guess i'll be slapping zombies with my Wii while chewing Cobalt 5 Gum and listening to Estasi Dell Anime from Zombieland while i have my last epic standoff.
