Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

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sharks9

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I've got a briefcase with various pens, pencils and paper. Not the worst thing but that briefcase will be tiring to swing constantly.
 

tris4992

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a stack of books ?
... I know I'll teach em how to read and slowely make em inteligent again then reïntegrate them into sociaty and than there will be cake and everybody will be happy which is for the good of all of us even though most of us are dead

...that was horible wasn't it ?
 

Tomas Krystinik

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Canadian Briton said:
The D&D 4th ed Draconomicon for Chromatic dragons.
Shit.
You just need to roll with it. Get it? roll with it? eh? huh? do ya? I... I'll just go pose Mr Bones in the corner.
 

noogai18

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A pad of paper, a multitool pocketknife, a pen, and a set of toenail clippers. I open a day spa for the zombies, and become the king of this new dystopia?
 

skidmcmarks

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I have got a bowl of crisps, an iphone, a can of shaving cream and the 2008 edition of the guinnies world records.

well i suppose i could whack a few zombies with the book and eat the crisps whenever I'm low on health^^
 

Tomas Krystinik

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tris4992 said:
a stack of books ?
... I know I'll teach em how to read and slowely make em inteligent again then reïntegrate them into sociaty and than there will be cake and everybody will be happy which is for the good of all of us even though most of us are dead

...that was horible wasn't it ?
Madness! You're following in the footsteps of that scientist in Day of the Dead (not to be confused with Night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, or Little Pink Pony of the Living Dead) aren't you? We'll have none of that! I'm not gonna get shot by zombies. Not after last time.
 

Sir Prize

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A pair of really old hiking books, some hangers, a pair of sandles and last weeks newspaper....
Unless anyone here knows how to make some really weird and possibly impossible item out of these, I'm pretty sure I'd be as dead as Bill.
 

BlackDodongo

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I have two glasses and my skateboard. The skateboard could do alrite I guess...

I like the twist by the way, keeps things fresh.
 

vrbtny

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I have the manual for the witcher.....Time to go beat some goats to death.

I'm so amazingly un-original.
 

tjcross

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3 daggers, a small drum, my speakers,2 cds,a d&d dungeonmasters guide,my pc tower, my pocketknife, my pellet gun,my multi-purpose tool and a ds briefcase so i have at least some defense (small room most of the available space is to the left of my computer)
 

tris4992

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Tomas Krystinik said:
tris4992 said:
a stack of books ?
... I know I'll teach em how to read and slowely make em inteligent again then reïntegrate them into sociaty and than there will be cake and everybody will be happy which is for the good of all of us even though most of us are dead

...that was horible wasn't it ?
Madness! You're following in the footsteps of that scientist in Day of the Dead (not to be confused with Night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, or Little Pink Pony of the Living Dead) aren't you? We'll have none of that! I'm not gonna get shot by zombies. Not after last time.
actually I was talking about my portal referances but yea, what else am I gonna do with this stack of books :p
 

KaosuHamoni

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=/ Well i have an elastic band, 300 drawing pins, 2000 staples, some scissors, a pencil, a pen, my landline phone, some blank cd's, a safe, a filing cabinet and a Cadillac hubcab. Don't ask. I suppose i could drop the safe and filing cabinets on them, use the hubcap as a shield split the scissors in half and use the halves as knives. Phone for backup?
 

Croaker42

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My Zune, a work mug and my co-worker.
Chances are slim but atleast I go out to good music and this mug is damn heavy.

Wait till I get home I have a hand held router directly to the left of my desk chair. that would suck to get hit by or have used on the face.
 

Ken Sapp

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A ninjato, a cold steel machete, an exercise ball, a leatherman, 50 blank DVDs, 9mm Beretta, 12ga shotgun, 7mm Rem Mag rifle, .22 rifle, cue ball and a multifunction printer. I am fairly well prepared and yes that is actually what is to my left. However if you had said to my right then I would be screwed since I only have my DVD library and a vacuum cleaner in that direction.