Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

A wall. I'm screwed...

*Snip.

We'll use our walls together and rule the world!

We only need 2 more then we have an invincible fortress!

i have a wall that makes three

i have our last wall. now we just need a name and we're sorted.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Good thing I have my sword mounted to the left of my computer. I shit you not.

 

[Tsunimo]

hm... a pocket calculator, a pair of socks, a keyboard, a large iron lamp, a candle, a pair of sunglasses, a surround sound system, and a potted plant... Oh! and the large metal and glass table that all of those are on.

not even sure what I would do with those.....

 

[signingupforgames]

I got a broom, a dustpan, TWO pairs of socks, and a lengthy mulit-cord plugin.
Translation:I got a mid-range weapon and a short range weapon. I small shield and FOUR socks.

 

[No-Superman10]

Bunch of empty CD's and DVD's, i can throw them as ninja stars! YAY...

That'll probably keep me safe for about 2 seconds.
Then I'll just burn a DVD and make them sit through all Jean Claude Van Damme movies, till they're bored to death. Only problem is that they're already dead, but still, worth the shot.

Bored to re-death?

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

An Electric guitar tuner.

And to my right, zombie leftovers for the hordes that I mowed down with it it earlier.

 

[NestorES]

A label-maker

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

The scoped crowbar of course

 

[Minjoltr]

Three quilts and a wall.

At least I'll die snug.

 

[JohanGasMask]

My weapon is Chinese food leftovers and a fork!

 

[Aloran]

A wall. I'm screwed...

*Snip.

We'll use our walls together and rule the world!

We only need 2 more then we have an invincible fortress!

i have a wall that makes three

someone lie down! then we'll have a roof!

 

[Roroshi14]

Two spoons, sweet I get to dual wield. Bring it zombies, I will eat YOUR brains!

 

[Ramare]

Ermh...I've got a Nerf gun.
OH I'll shoot them all to death with foam darts, then when I'm out of foam darts I'll beat the rest to death with a hollow, plastic, eight-year-old's toy!

[small]WE'RE SAVED![/small]

 

[Protocol95]

The best thing I see is a screwdriver. Crap.

 

[Cpu46]

A TV, an ipod touch, a brita water pitcher, a can of pringles, a shitload of wires and power cords, and a remote control.

Yea i could do some damage with this, at least until the TV broke.

 

[Brightzide]

Me router...Guess I could bludgeon one of the buggers to death with that

 

[Ramare]

Bunch of empty CD's and DVD's, i can throw them as ninja stars! YAY...

That'll probably keep me safe for about 2 seconds.
Then I'll just burn a DVD and make them sit through all Jean Claude Van Damme movies, till they're bored to death. Only problem is that they're already dead, but still, worth the shot.

Bored to re-death?

Oh, they'd be bored to LIFE, then you can snap their necks, and beat the shit out of them with your bare hands, a fork, and a drawer full of butterknives!

 

[Alcamonic]

The only useful things would be my original xbox, maybe I could mount that on top of a broom and use it as a sledge hammer?