Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[PayneTrayne]

Immediate left: Four old wallets, a pencil case, some nail clippers and a few DS games. ....yeah, I can do this, right?

Farther left: Katana, alcohol, warhammer (with sword stashed in handle) and condoms. Needless to say, fucking bring it.

 

[Charli]

A mirror. Hmmm, I don't think my sisters mirror Is going to help much unless the Zombies crumble to dust with sunlight.

 

[soren7550]

Counting whats only on the left of my desk, I have a mug w/ some coke, a new printer and paper.

Should I go left a bit more, I'll have my older brother's Legos, CDs, Records, and the radio that can play both the CDs and Records.

So I think I'm screwed. But I'm ina third floor apartment at the moment, so I think I'm kind of secure.

 

[gamepopper101]

Camcorder...oh and my Tripod!

 

[Grensen]

3 computer games, a USB headset, my DS, craft knife, several drawings, and models of a TF2 spy and Scout... FFFFUUUU-

 

[Unknower]

A vase.

Oh crap.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

I'm on a train....on a window seat with the window to my left...

Hum...my bag? Full of books, cables and some clothes

Nope, I think your only choice is to grab an axe, hack the window frame out of the wall, LEAVE THE AXE, then use the window as your weapon.

 

[Chrono212]

I'm on a train....on a window seat with the window to my left...

Hum...my bag? Full of books, cables and some clothes

Nope, I think your only choice is to grab an axe, hack the window frame out of the wall, LEAVE THE AXE, then use the window as your weapon.

"I have a window. Your argument is invalid" X3

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Wow, I have choices, despite the thread... you just pointed me at my knickknack shelf.

I keep some practice kendo sticks on that shelf, I would take the heavier one.
A small TV, electronics, etc.
Assorted books and paperwork.
My knives and multitools.
A very sexy fedora.
Leather gloves.
A frying pan and cookie sheets.
A large variety of writing implements.
A coffee pot full of scolding coffee.
A chair.
My purse.
A slightly damaged silk shirt.
AAANNNND... a bag of dirty clothes.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

I'm on a train....on a window seat with the window to my left...

Hum...my bag? Full of books, cables and some clothes

Nope, I think your only choice is to grab an axe, hack the window frame out of the wall, LEAVE THE AXE, then use the window as your weapon.

"I have a window. Your argument is invalid" X3

*groans and shambles towards him*

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

I'm on a train....on a window seat with the window to my left...

Hum...my bag? Full of books, cables and some clothes

Nope, I think your only choice is to grab an axe, hack the window frame out of the wall, LEAVE THE AXE, then use the window as your weapon.

"I have a window. Your argument is invalid" X3

This also leads to a very interesting threat, "Stay back! Or I will beat you to death with my window!!"

 

[crazybombard]

A wallet, mug full of pens, my computer's speakers, and my sun glasses. Poop.

I guess I can take the pens, use'em like knifes, speakers like clubs and glasses to look awesome doing it.

 

[Chrono212]

I'm on a train....on a window seat with the window to my left...

Hum...my bag? Full of books, cables and some clothes

Nope, I think your only choice is to grab an axe, hack the window frame out of the wall, LEAVE THE AXE, then use the window as your weapon.

"I have a window. Your argument is invalid" X3

*groans and shambles towards him*

*smashes it into several long shards, wraps torn clothes around the end and stabs*

I'm on a train....on a window seat with the window to my left...

Hum...my bag? Full of books, cables and some clothes

Nope, I think your only choice is to grab an axe, hack the window frame out of the wall, LEAVE THE AXE, then use the window as your weapon.

"I have a window. Your argument is invalid" X3

This also leads to a very interesting threat, "Stay back! Or I will beat you to death with my window!!"

"You heard of looking though the looking glass? Well you're gonna be seeing nothing but glass baby!"
/80s tough guy line

 

[Dr_Pie]

I have... my bedroom wall.

=(

 

[Thespian]

Mobile phone... Xbox controller... TV remote. Well, combining the TV remote and controller I can activate the television from another room, creating a distracting noise and call someone who was in a museum of oriental weaponry at the time of reading this thread to come help.

 

[Valeriannnn]

An umbrella, some Engineering books and packets, a ball mouse, and a bed. Hm.

 

[orangeban]

A remote control, an xbox 360 and a 20" drum cymbal, hmmmm

 

[Ranooth]

A glass or my Pokemon Gold Ho-Oh statue . . . am i allowed to use magic powers to bring him to life?

 

[Asmundr]

Well I'm feeling lucky. I got My PC tower, a fan, the 9mm beretta my dad gave me for my 20th birthday, and my AK-47.

Woot for being ready for anything! xD

I'm actually glad that its not whats to the right of me. All I got their is a bunch of books, xbox 30, and dvds...Yay my gratuitous fortune!

 

[squballs1234]

A box full of CDs (probably a few dozen), a leaf blower, and a pocket knife. I can sharpen the CD's into shurikan and load them into the leafblower. Who needs headshots when you can cut off their heads off your window.