Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[yoz13]

A quilt, a xbox game and an xbox controller... smash the disc use shards as a knife, quilt as a net and errr cant think about the controller, a club?

 

[C117]

A cupboard that, among other things, contains two N64 controllers and the eleven first volumes of Rave Master.

So unless the zombies happens to be massive nerds, I don't think I'll survive for long...

 

[tehannihalator]

A ps3 a 20inch tv a xbox a cat and a shelving system

 

[AKmontalvo]

Two acoustic guitars, several bottles of red-wine, and a 12over longboard (California-bred fella)
So a fair share of potential bludgeoning weapons but the guitars would break after a couple swings the bottles are argueably not very effective against zombies, and the longboard is too heavy to really be used effectivly... id probably just be better off sprinting away unarmed

 

[sumanoskae]

I'll use the chair next to me as a battering ram

 

[-=Spy=-]

A blanket. I suppose I could throw it over one, tackle it, then proceed to curb stomp it repeatably.

 

[DrScoobs]

cookie shurikens. can throw at zombies eyes to blind them and are also a handy snack in the unfortunate event of hunger...

 

[Jim-a-Lim]

Well, Im on a buss with a 4 year old next to me. If used correctly, Im a unstopable son of a mother.

This comment may just be seven sides of awesome - it also woke my room mate up!

I have a Guitar (de string for strangling and entangling) and several cushions...least I'm going out in comfort- bring it oooooon! - *hit snooze*

 

[Claymorez]

An Exodia the Forbidden one Yu-gi-oh card which is a frame because a very close childhood friend gave it to me - unless I can choose the closest object to my left at any angle which would be my sofa!

an 8 column oil heater...

lure them all into my house AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND AROUND US!

With you still inside? Doesn't that seem counter productive?

 

[MissGinaKid]

A book. A holy grail DVD and some hair ties.
I'll use the hair ties as slightshot and use pages of the book and disks as projectiles.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Alarm clock and wireless router .... Are you feeling lucky, punk!?

 

[brunt32]

FUCK SAKE I've got two pens, Mobile phone, Wallet, £2.59 in coppercoins, my bank balance on paper, My wallet a DS and a DS game case.

 

[The Ronin]

A cheap 60 dollar katana from Musashi Swords. It's not much, but it's at least sharp and a weapon.

 

[Blobpie]

A gun with no bullets and some bullets...

 

[holographicman]

a pillow, a hardover stephen king novel that could be used as a weapon and a can of mountain dew

on the other hand to my RIGHT i have a katana and hunting rifle mounted on the wall 0.o

 

[KiruTheMant]

Gee,Lucky me,a thousand empty pop cans.

 

[Silva]

I have a wall to my left.

Wait, that's actually pretty awesome.

 

[HellRaid]

I have a computer case, a phone, a singular shoe, as well as everything in my cupboard. Which basically just includes coat hangers and a wizard robe. Well, I'm screwed.

 

[eddielovato]

a computer a bottle of tea... and a shot gun bag with a shottie and ammo (from ww2) good luck me!