Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[phohouse]

A bricked Ipod, an unloaded desert eagle airsoft gun, a bottle of soda, three books, and a Starcraft 2 box. I guess I could break the bottle and use that.

 

[Chunko]

Half of my couch, a fake plant, a wall, and a window.

 

[Hotshots]

A phone, a empty box of shredded wheat, batton and a pen...

Great.

 

[Hotshots]

Half of my couch, a fake plant, a wall, and a window.

Half of a Couch?

 

[Liedna]

...I'm gonna taste delicious!

 

[Sprntr_Zomby]

Baseball bat...not bad
pocket knife...meh
TV...not gonna try it
Younger Siblings...Hmmm, it just might work

 

[Dirty Saint]

A 2 liter bottle of Coke Zero....emptied and filled with instant iced tea. With lime juice.
Fortunately, I know that the zombie outbreak is scurvy based.

 

[AntonioBisco]

A Kryptonite U-Lock, my swiss army and a broom, I guess I could use the Lock to smash skulls, the knife as well a knife and the broom to shove zombies back. Am I allowed to use some duct tape to attach the lock to the end of the broom handle to extend my reach?

 

[qaztim]

A ps3 so i can bash zombies in tha head
a tv for bashing zombies
2 external hard drives
i could combine the PS3 the TV and the 2 external harddrives into a robot buttler to help me kill ninjas
a collection of japanese weapons(swords,daggers,ninja stars,etc.)
a globe
a whole bunch of anime/movie/video game posters so i can paper cut zombies to DEATH or RE-DEATH!!!
I believe im fairly well prepared

 

[Roganzar]

i've got glasses, tape, a pile of DVDs, a picture of my son, a drill bit and a portable hard drive. Crap!

combine the drill bit with the diskdrive to make a drill. then combine the tape with the glasses to make a sling shot then use the dvds and ammo.

Not sure if I should be impressed by the ingenuity of this statement or concerned.

I know, both. Regardless, this gets logged into the apocolypse notes for, please no, future use.

 

[Chronarch]

I wonder what kind of awesome stuff I'll get. *turns to face the left*...... A folding stool, a Lego, and a broken walkie-talky charger. Yeah, I'm sure everything will go smoothly.

 

[rapidoud]

To the left well I have a clarinet (spear?), a rule and some pens/pencils, so I got a lot of stabbing potential. Oh and some rubber bands (lots of them) and some cork grease.

And a 100 disks... slingshot time! Broken discs CAN hurt .

My lucky brother has power tools though... bastard! Although if you look into the other room beyond my wall (still on my left)... kitchen utensils!

 

[Lucifer dern]

sofa and laptop...
so expect my face book status to change from comfy, to scared, to comfy, to being eaten, to dead.

 

[Wolf Blade]

I have 3 guitars, a mini table, 4 glass bottles and a copy of Cryptonomicon. If I've learned anything from Left 4 Dead, it's that a guitar make a good weapon. So 3 of them must be even better, right?

 

[Lionsfan]

I have a spoon, a flashlight (no batteries), a paper school directory, a flash drive, and a bunch of post it notes. I'm a dead man

 

[zyoto12]

Several pens and pencils, a desk lamp, and a box of thumbtacks and paperclips. What the hell do I do with this???

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

My PSP and a bag of cheese goldfish....I'm set.

 

[friboy2791]

I Have a can of tough actin' Tinactin maybe if the zombies were less itchy they would be nicer

 

[Zyst]

My computer, scissors, and a game of scrabble + some books.

I think I could probably cut my computer case into a sharp object, with the purpose of stabbing, the book pages bound together could serve as something resembling a handle, and I am sure I Can find some use for the wooden parts of the scramble.

 

[TankTop]

A tissue box, a $5 computer speaker and a desk lamp.

Excellent...

Well, I'll be able to clean up my mess afterwards, at least.