A pile of comic book trade paperbacks, a pen laser, 2 Dvd's, a lighter, and 1/2 a pack of cigarettes.
Most of the things I can think of, for that particular combination of items, involves calls for help ( lighting the comics on fire so a rescue chopper sees me) and waiting to be eaten by the zombies.( watch the dvd's, smoke, and read comics until they burst into the room)
Oh, well. . . everybody's gotta go sometime.