Your weapon of choice.....

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Wrist-mounted lobsters or something

 

[The-Story]

Simply a time machine. In all technical sense it's a weapon.... right? And you could fuck some shit up with that baby

 

[Timotei]

The Search Bar.

Nuff said.

 

[Wintermoot]

a RAWKET LAWNCHAIR

 

[DerekTheMagicDragun]

A magical amulet that grants me amazing powers.

Or a big fucking axe (swords are overrated).

 

[Admiral Stukov]

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Best OP EVER

and I would take a nuke-like weapon that I can sell to the military for anough money to buy out bungie and force them to make Brute Force 2

 

[Lambi]

I'd pick Sephiroth's Masamune and a lightsaber, preferably a red one. Then I would dual-wield them, Masamune in left hand (like Sephiroth) and a lightsaber in the right.

To me, that would be awesome.

 

[Lavi]

*Goes to work and wonders why there's a dead racoon in the frier*

 

[gunmun]

An USAS-12 with unlimited ammo