Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[RatRace123]

A Ray gun that you fire at your penis that makes it grow 6 inches and gives it the ability to shoot lasers, fire and bullets.
The downside, you feel your penis shooting lasers fire and bullets, and only men can use it.

 

[DazBurger]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

As long as you don't encounter a Jedi fighter pilot who used to shoot Womprats back home in his T-16.
Either such a person, which is highly unlikely to find... or Batman.


OT:

 

[Impluse_101]

A lightsaber that only activates when you are aroused

A BFG 9000 that you only can fire when you have the hiccups.

I would so make myself have the hiccups for that.

 

[Yosato]

Mine would be floppy lightsaber

Or the Buster Sword, only because of wear, tear and rust it decays after a while and is rendered useless in the final installment. . . Wait

 

[KiruTheMant]

A fork.

THAT SHOOTS ZAPPY GUNS

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

annihilator ray that hammers me on the head every time i use it

wear a helmet

OT:a rainbow flamingo that kills what I want and gives me advice on everything

downside:must put in a quarter every minute

[edit] or a gun that can fire portals onto things except the wrong surfaces

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

A hammer that can stop time.
But only works when Hammertime plays in the background, so when time stopped...

 

[team star pug]

a gun that fires bullets with tiny jets on them, so they can stay airborn and go through and material, without leaving the earth gravatational pull.

The downside, a bullet in the back every time you fire( or mabye that one bullet will keep going through you!)

 

[Blindswordmaster]

An atomic death gauntlet. It's an awesome gauntlet that lets you shoot radioactive lightning from your fingertips. The only down sides are that it must be plugged into a grounded outlet and it only works when you're not wearing pants.

 

[Blade4hir3]

A gauss rifle that automatically fires two seconds before you line up the shot that decides the fate of the universe.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

A sawed off shotgun that has a revolver chamber and fires flechette rounds.


The drawback? Flechette rounds are proven to suck.

 

[spartan1077]

A gun that can only be used when it has ammo... I know I'm super creative

 

[team star pug]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

a crossbow that shoots saw blades

Catch: string needs to be replaced after each shot

perhaps best first post EVER. maybe...

 

[Felix 'Solomon' Hultgren]

A lightning gun that can only fire under water. 0o

 

[Nouw]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

Bow Chicka Honk Honk?

A Ripper from Duke Nukem 3D. You can only fire it when you're sleeping.

 

[DrNinja]

The Godhand. Anyone who's played the game knows what I'm talking about.

 

[William Dickbringer]

This is D&D related so I'm sorry to those that don't get in.
A Barbarian/Cleric hybrid with the Pacifist Healer feat...

well this is awkward....(look at our avatars)
O.T. My is a hangun that shoots mini rockets
the downside-recoil has an 80% of dislocating your arm

 

[Berserker119]

A sword that shoots off little pieces of itself.
The downside is pretty obvious. It's going to disintegrate fast.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.