Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[Spectre4802]

This isn't really my dream weapon, but:

a fully automatic recoiless sniper rifle that fires a 75 cal bullet (I think 'bullet' might be the wrong word).

The downside? It refuses to be operated by anybody who isn't blind.

 

[Typhusoid]

A spork made of solid gold.

Weakness: an ineffectiveness against shellfish

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Spoiler: This

Weakness: Very poor at close range.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

 

[Peteron]

Ok, I want to remove my arm and replace it with a robotic majestic Unicorn, and have it fire double rainbow lasers out of its horn!

 

[Croaker42]

Thermal/Optic Camo.
Downside Whenever I get within 10ft of anyone it starts playing "Never gona give you up"

 

[Nohwear]

What about a dream weapon, as in used in your dreams to hurt other dreaming people, but you have to keep it in someone else's dreamscape. Thus both of you need to be dreaming to use it. Even better if its power came from the cady's dreaming ability. So chose wisely.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

 

[toastmaster2k8]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

 

[ayuri]

annihilator ray that hammers me on the head every time i use it

 

[pyrosaw]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

Robot unicorn babies?

 

[Xojins]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

That's what Darth Vader thought too.

 

[kwagamon]

I want a gun with one AI in it that only has two mental states: offended and calm. The gun only works when it's calm, but has a personality that is easily offended. I can just imagine it now!

Me: *shooting people as one does when one has a gun, but suddenly...*
Gun: *Click, Click, Click*
Me: *Takes cover.* Okay, Jimmy, what's wrong this time?
Gun: You squeezed my trigger to hard, you asshole! It REALLY hurt!
Me: I'm forced to point out that although you have emotion you can't feel pain.
Gun: *Starts crying.* So now you're making fun of me because you can do something I can't!? That's it, I'm never gonna' shoot for you again.
Me: I'll get you ice cream...
Gun: Okay! Let's kill some bitches!

And then I would probably be dead by then but oh well! Awesome gun is awesome!

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

A giant robot that can only be piloted by a transvestite.

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

My dream weapon is the Sweet Memory keyblade from Kingdom Hearts 2. Anyone who had this knows it's weakness: It does nothing to improve any of your stats, and by the time you get it, it's special ability, Lucky Lucky, is most likely gonna be on one of your other items.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...