Your weirdist dream

[rosemystica]

I have a LOT of weird dreams. It's hard to pick a weirdEST one. XD

Last night I had a dream that I was walking around in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with a Jolteon, and I got lost in this weird labyrinthine school with moving platforms and evil vampire cultist nuns teaching vampire children. Then I beat the vampires up with a cello in a case that I found outside, until a blond guy came in and traded me a Leafeon for the cello, since I didn't know how to play the cello. Then I was going to attend a sorcerer's academy and my test was to beat up a number of vampires while navigating an obstacle course with moving platforms. I didn't finish it, because I really can't jump very high, but the blond guy with the cello came back and helped me up onto the platforms and escaped a bunch of evil sorcerer assassins. And then we went to a burned-out, abandoned mechanics' garage and watched a presentation about horticulture.

 

[scoHish]

Got a weird one:
I was in a documentary about otters on a cruise ship hosted by Mike Rowe (he wasn't actually there, just his voice.) Now if that wasn't weird enough, there were these two old men walking around and one kept looking around and yelling "NICE ABS!"

So needless to say I woke up a bit confused.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Weirdest dream this week was about a processor. It was a low end job but it held up pretty well, unless you overclocked it and then ran performance benchmarks, and looked up the processor's career achievements page to see how it had done. Then it locked up. YES! That was the whole dream.

 

[Wertbag]

My funniest; I was driving an old beat up Honda Civic hatchback (rust red colour) when I got pulled over by the special police. They were searching for wookie smugglers, and after a search of the car said "We've found a jar of gaucamole in the boot, as everyone knows gaucamole is a wookie's favourite food...". I was able to point out that the expiry date on the jar was over 3 years old, so it didn't mean I was a smuggler. They agreed and let me go.
Still begs the question why I had an expired jar of gaucamole in the boot of my car to start with?