your wierdest dream

[Xalmar]

I'm standing in our garage, not doing anything, and I suddenly remember that I had another dream that started with me in this exact spot. I realize that this is another dream, and I immediately fell myself waking up. It's hard to explain, it's kind of like my body was spinning and my visionn was starting to fade. Anyway, I clenched my fists and concentrated on staying in the dream. After a few seconds the spinning feeling stopped and I could see again.
I decided to see what trouble I could stir up, and walked out into the backyard. I saw my dad standing in the garden with a hose, and he called me over. I can't remember why, but I didn't want to, and I said no. Since I was in a dream, I tried to see if I could fly away, but I just jumped and landed back on the ground. My dad dropped the hose and started chasing me, and I ran around to the front of the house. As I'm making my way to the street, an army vehicle comes out of the previously empty garage, with one man driving and another standing up, wielding a machine gun of some kind. He yells at me and starts firing. I hold up my hand and stop the bullets in midair, Matrix-style, and he just sort of looks at me. I turn around and tear off down the street.
The dream gets hazy after this, but I remember heading to the school at some point. I found out that all the other students were gone, and the teachers were aiding in a big search across the town looking for me. After finding this out, I tried to run through one of the doors into an empty classroom, and just slammed into it. (Apparently I suck at lucid dreaming) Anyway, I eventually snuck into my English classroom, and one of my friends at the time was sitting there alone. We talked for a bit, I remember telling him we were in a dream and he told me that he knew. After a while this alarm starts going off everywhere, and my friend grabs me by the shoulder and tells me that they're coming, and I have to go now. Everything goes white, I feel that spinning sensation again, and I suddenly wake up.

It's not the weirdest dream I've ever had, but for some reason it sticks out in my mind the most.

 

[burgerman]

I had a dream when I was five and it was this tree stump jumped on me and was yelling hurtfull thing at me.

P.S. this hapend at least three times

 

[TaborMallory]

Pretty much all of my dreams are fucked up, but one I distinctly remember:

My friend got his name legally changed to Al Gore. He then proceeded to build a robot assassin that looks just like himself to kill the real Al Gore. I also remember him driving in a vehicle that looked just like the batmobile. I remember seeing the robot from the steering wheel's point of view. It looked just like a cartoon. The robot said something like "I am... AL GORE! I'm going to terminate.... AL GORE!!" Then suddenly I was on a table that had a plate of cookies on it, and I was surrounded by obese people who were taking a nap, and then I woke up.


Another one I had recently, after listening to Fredrik Thordendal's Special Defects. Look them up on Myspace music, that's the only place I can think of to listen to it without buying the actual album. Anyway, here's a segment of my dream:

We were at the beach. I decided that I wanted to get a tan or something, and so I went over with my sister to lay down. For some reason, I preferred floating in the water over relaxing in a chair. I asked my sister if it was safe to go in the water. She walked in and I was like, Ok. Then my parents' car suddenly drove out of the water and onto the beach. They told me it was time to leave, but I said something like "Naw thanks, I'm busy killing the zerg expansion base." With that, I picked up a pistol from Halo 1 and a few frag grenades. I walked into a cave or something, and there was a very small zerg hive in the middle and it was being guarded by three things that looked suspiciously like combat-form floods from halo. One of them said "Get the fuck out of here!" and ran toward me, so I threw my grenades and shot it in the head and it disappeared. I ran out of ammo for my pistol, and snuck up to the other two floods that seem to have ignored me. I tried to punch one in the back, but it seemed like a very great effort to even move my arm, and the resulting attack was naught but a gentle nudge. They turned around and I ran back to the entrance to grab a cane shaped stick I put there earlier, and turned back towards the floods. One of them turned into an Asian looking man wielding a wooden oar and the other was gone altogether. I whacked his head with the cane, and it sort of wobbled around like a bobble head. He sort of tapped my side with his oar , and then I woke up to my friend who was kicking me to wake me up to play rock band!

 

[Noamuth]

Man, I hate it when either I know I'm in a dream but no one else believes me, or when they know -and- I know, but they're just 'meh' about it.

Confusing. >.<

 

[MightyMoose]

I'm not even from America. But the other night I had this dream that myself and two of my friends were sitting around a board of Heroscape. (little boardgame thing..kinda fun)

Only...we were in the American Civil War era..and the ENTIRE war was being decided via this one game of Heroscape.

Well, they both wanted me on their side, but I hadn't decided if I wanted to secede just yet. However, just moments later my lovely fiancee walks into the room wearing this Victorian Era ball gown, all made-up and pretty like. So I lean over to one of my generals and whisper "What state is she from?"

he whispers back; "Georgia"

I nod and stand up rapidly, One arm pointing into the air very matter'o'factly, knocking several pieces off the board as I shout in a strangely southern accent (really strange, since I'm from Iceland)

"I'm seceding from the Union!!!"

 

[Eyclonus]

All my dreams are like those surreal music videos, Do The Evolution, some hip hop one which features a white southern President getting sworn in and then pulling his skin off looking in the mirror and seeing he's a middle aged black woman, another which was like a fast forward version of Neverwhere...
Basically my dreams are just music videos but without music...

 

[The X-Ninja]

Not exactly my weirdest...but here goes:

I'm at this highschool in my town (I don't go there, I'm home schooled) and I'm in the bathroom, peeing. I remember the bathroom was really dark, and it smelled really bad.
It was taking me a really long time to pee, but eventually I finished. Then when I went to
wash my hands, it took forever, like the soap wouldn't come off. But then I was done and I left the bathroom. I didn't exactly remember why I was there, only that my Mom just dropped me off there for some reason.

I was walking through the school, and it was really weird, I can see it perfectly in my head but I can't describe it; it was very new-age-y. But now I was wet and in my towel, like I just got out of the shower. Anywho, this principal-ish guy who looked exactly like my old pediatrician walked up to me and said:
"Hey, did you see where he went?" I don't know who he's talking about, and I tell him.
"Who?"
"Him! Over there!" He just points to some guy. I tell him my situation. When I don't remember the exact reason I'm here, he just says to me,
"Well, you're dreaming." I'm astonished, and to test it, i JUMP LIKE 10 feet in the air over two guys. I'm ecstatic that I'm lucid dreaming and I run into this theater that's...just like right there. I'm naked now, my towel having flown off, but I didn't care. Everyone in the theater was totally entranced by the screen, which was showing what looked like a trailer for Spider Man 3. Then I fly out of the theater, straight through the screen and through the building and out in to the air. I live less than a mile from this school, so I decide to go find my house.

But my entire neighborhood was missing. Just gone out of ground, all of the houses. I fly over what I thought would be my house. I suddenly realize that there might be some clues about this whole thing underground. So, while floating in the air at least 50 feet high up (trying to decide exactly how to float, just standing in the air a la DBZ or moving up and down Power Puff Girl style...you get it) I start shooting energy balls at the ground to move all the earth up...or what ever.

Then a sound outside my window wakes me up. I was really mad, because it could've been such an awesome dream. Sorry it was so long, but my dreams tend be horribly vivid when they want to.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I once had one where someone started a nuclear war with tango bottles, and my gay friend was on a stage throwing them at everyone.
Then Nero from Dirge of Cerberus and some dudes from my school had to fight, and I said I would heal them if they got hurt o__O
I also flew to the skies on a broomstick because chewing gum gave me magical powers.
If that's not weird, I don't know what is