Your worst drinking experience

[Mr Fixit]

No real crappy experiences for me personally, I don't get hangovers no matter how much i drink, but one time i was having a good time in a hotel at a beach with a young lady that might not have been of "legal" drinking age. Well of course she tries to keep up with me drink for drink and ends up being ill all night long, anyway we are sitting out on the balcony, she is laying on my lap with her head in a trashcan dry heaving when the nice people in the room next door lean over thier balcony to ask if we are ok, they then tell us that if we need any help to let them know because they are all COPS!!!!!!

I was 24 & she was 19 at the time, but with the legal drinking age being 21...... I could have gotten myself some fines for sure. Turned out ok though the cops were drinking & partying too.

 

[The White Hunter]

Well, one time I came out as bisexual. Thanks a lot Jack Daniels...

Yeah I did the exact same thing, but thanks a lot Jim Beam > >

[Edit] I couldn't have come out to worse peoplee either, like friends of friends of friends who I was only drinking with because it was some chicks birthday and like 40 people were out. Ruined like 18 months of my life tbh.

Oh well. Tis all good now.

As for my previous post: I seriously remember nothing, not even getting up the day before.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

I was 15 at the time already used to some alcohol (Just a few beers) but when I drank half a bottle of Bacardi on a school trip just all went wrong.

I barely remember anything from that night but I do remember calling our teacher an asshole for not letting me enter the McDonalds cause he thought I would throw up. This brilliant action from my hungover head got me expelled for 1 day.

But that wasn't the worst part A few "friends" filmed me in my drunken mood. I was pretty shocked at how drunk I appeared and that I couldn't remember anything of it. But then they just had to send those videos accross the entire school... I was constantly reminded of my drunken actions for the next few school years.

 

[higgs20]

I would tell you but I'm in the fortunate situation of not remembering

 

[lettucethesallad]

Festival story time, girls and boys, gather round.

Summer of '07 I was away on a festival with some friends. At said festival I met up with my best friend's ex boyfriend. Now me and said ex boyfriend were really great friends, but he and my best friend weren't on speaking terms and it made me feel like the kid of divorced parents. So I go hang out with him and his friends, and when I get to their camp, they have a bottle of Jaeger there. "No-one here likes Jaeger, do you want it?" Did I ever.

Anyways, we sit down and have this really grown-up, rational conversation about how to solve the problem of them not talking so that we could all hang out together again. I'd already had a few before, so I was chugging from that bottle like it was water. My friend's friend later told me "You guys were amazingly sober sitting down. But the second you both got up..." Sledgehammer-to-the-head drunk.

Cue a 6 hour memory gap, then waking up in the morning in another tent, freaked out and confused. My friend's friend had been nice enough to look after me when I'd been a drunk ass-hat, but I still felt really shitty about it.

Kids, don't drink half a bottle of Jaeger straight. Just don't.

Capture: Just drive. I think the escapist is trying to get me killed.

 

[AnarchistFish]

Never really had a bad drinking experience. I often reveal stuff that's pretty personal but that's it. I never even throw up or get hangovers (literally never had one) although last Friday I did try to climb over onto the edge of a bridge, but I realised "maybe this isn't the best thing to do".

I have, however, heard a story of someone else on another site I go on who apparently got drunk and fell off a building from 5 storeys. Survived, but left a paraplegic.

 

[redisforever]

Hurrah for beer pressure

There, that's better!

OT: None, really. I'm 17, so not allowed by law yet. I do enjoy wine though, not a lot. My dad knows that it's probably better to get me used to alcohol now, so I don't do something REALLY dumb when I first try it outside of home. It doesn't usually have any real effect at all on me.

So, I'll talk about the first time alcohol had an actual effect on me.

Last Friday, I did get drunk for the first time, although I suppose it was more tipsy than drunk. It was the first day of Passover, and I ended up drinking half a wine bottle. This is a custom wine that my friend's dad gets bottled for him, so I don't know the alcohol content, but it's probably more than regular wine.

It wasn't an unpleasant experience, really. I just felt really relaxed, and then went to edit a YouTube video I'd filmed earlier.

I have a really fast metabolism, so it went away quite quickly, in about 30 minutes.

EDIT: Should probably mention, I'd barely eaten during the day, so that may have helped.

 

[Hugga_Bear]

On a mission to drink my sorrows away during a party with some old friends. There's a cute girl there who I met before, we hit it off and made out for a bit last time but nothing serious and I called it off the next day because I didn't want anything.

Still torn about what to do with my life I decide that getting with a pretty girl can't be a bad start so I get cracking. We hit it off again and everything's cool. Then I start hitting the serious drinks. Normally I never have an issue, I can drink my way through a bottle of spirit and still do the stand on alternate legs and recite the alphabet backwards rubbish (thank you practice (I get bored)). For some reason, I had an issue. I'd had a fair amount and ended up getting up a couple of times to go to the bathroom, feeling pretty sick. The 4th or 5th time this happens I refuse to get up, I'm clearly fine.

I throw up. Vomit is surprisingly fast and I failed to make a perfect seal around my mouth, instead pressurising the vomit at the few holes. That stuff gets around.

Needless to say I lost the girl, damaged a couple of friendships and was thoroughly embarrassed and humiliated.

The best experience involved waking up with no real memory of the night before and discovering that I got with a very attractive girl, made a LOT of friends (the FB requests was epic) and did it all with class, every photo of me is one of composure and epic awesomeness. I don't remember much but according to what I do remember, my friends recollections and the pictures I was a complete god that night.

 

[Chalacachaca]

Two sundays ago, I started drinking vodka at 9:00 am, and ended up having lunch at 3:00 pm. I only drank vodka and since there wasn't any food where I was, I ended up drinking without eating anything. So when I got back home I was a mess and I just crashed into my bed.
At 12:00 am I started puking and going back to bed, this kept up until 4:00 am until I realized that I was in big trouble, so I woke up my folks and they drove me to a hospital.
Turns out, I was suffering from high dehydratation and I was hypertense or something like that, I got better but now I don't want to drink anymore.

Not because I felt like I was dying, but because I can't live with the thought that I wasted medical items for a simple case of drinking too much.

 

[Shockolate]

Drank one and and a half mickey's of Whiskey in two fours. Spent the next two throwing up, drifting in and out of consciousness.

Fortunately, I was sitting in a chair with a friend ferrying plastic bags (which pissed him off greatly) because another friend was throwing up in the bathroom. Also, I apparently got a lap dance from another friends girlfriend as a joke.

Yeah, I've never really had it all that bad.

 

[MrFalconfly]

Well me being a Dane has the effect that I just take every encounter with alcohol as a party.

Although I will say that snaps is probably the most vile tasting liquor I've ever tasted. And I did throw up at one time but that was on my way home (when you are drunk you have two nemesis', the bed and the car. Bed feels like it'll spin and you get motion-sick, and in the car you will get motion-sick).

 

[Jonluw]

I was on an overnight trip to Scotland with my college. I was kinda seeing this girl in the class at the time. Anyway we'd all been drinking since about 3 in the afternoon. I was drinking Jack and Coke with a vodka shot chaser for most of the day. We started making out like crazy, which my lecturer thought was hilarious and still brings up. We went back to her room. Now, we were staying in a hostel so by her room I mean the room she was sharing with 5 other girls. One of those other girls, a 39 year old mature student was asleep in the room. So we started going at it like crazy. But y'see if you spend 8 hours knocking back whiskey and vodka you get this condition known as "whiskey dick". Add to that using a condom kind kills any sensitivity you might have had down there. So I'm there giving it socks while the little lad is doing this kind of mexican wave thing. After about 45 minutes she's done, a couple of times. But I still haven't and at this stage I'm about to fall asleep on her. So I decide to just fake it. So I let out a sound similar to the one you make after you finally get to take a piss you've been dying for, pull out, rip the condom off clenching it in one fist, grabbing all my clothes under my other arm and running back to my room bollock naked through the hostel. Worst part is she talks about how special that night was and I barely remember it as one of themost hilarious experiences of my life.

...
Have you told this story on the forums earlier?
It sounds eerily similar. And not just because I once drank half a 70cl bottle of gin and proceeded to have a rather similar experience.

 

[Broady Brio]

My latest one. This wasn't funnily bad drinking experience, this was seriously bad drinking experience. I ended up losing my best friends for being an absolute arse to them all.

Well, serves me right.

 

[gbemery]

...Let's just say my worst drinking experience ended with a $2,500 bill, a free taxi ride, and some how all my laundry cleaned, dried, and folded neatly in the hamper.

 

[Jonluw]

...
Have you told this story on the forums earlier?
It sounds eerily similar. And not just because I once drank half a 70cl bottle of gin and proceeded to have a rather similar experience.

I have, there was a thread for embarrassing sex stories I posted it in.

Ah, now I remember.

 

[CleverCover]

first time I ever had a drink.

I was with a friend and her...friend and he had gotten all three of us a beer, a Coors light. The other two were experienced, so I tried to follow their pattern. A few sips and eventually it would all be gone.

By the time they had each finished about 1 and a half, I was still working on getting to finish at least 2/3 of mine. They were both fine, but I started showing weird signs.

I started getting moody. I began laughing for no reason at all, hysterical crazy laughter. Then I switched it straight to maniacal crying. Everything mad me start tearing up and leaking snot everywhere. I sort of watched myself from the sidelines, trying to stop myself from being insane, trying to stop sobbing on my friend's shirt or laughing into pillows and freaking out her friend...but nothing worked until I ended up falling asleep on the couch after ten minutes.

Then I woke up and immediately stayed went home to bury my face in my pillow for a day. And I swore off beer forever.

It happened again with vodka so I guess I'm just not equipped to handle anything stronger than Mike's Hard Lemonade for a while. Strangely, I'm good with wine and sake.

 

[Jonluw]

first time I ever had a drink.

I was with a friend and her...friend and he had gotten all three of us a beer, a Coors light. The other two were experienced, so I tried to follow their pattern. A few sips and eventually it would all be gone.

By the time they had each finished about 1 and a half, I was still working on getting to finish at least 2/3 of mine. They were both fine, but I started showing weird signs.

I started getting moody. I began laughing for no reason at all, hysterical crazy laughter. Then I switched it straight to maniacal crying. Everything mad me start tearing up and leaking snot everywhere. I sort of watched myself from the sidelines, trying to stop myself from being insane, trying to stop sobbing on my friend's shirt or laughing into pillows and freaking out her friend...but nothing worked until I ended up falling asleep on the couch after ten minutes.

Then I woke up and immediately stayed went home to bury my face in my pillow for a day. And I swore off beer forever.

It happened again with vodka so I guess I'm just not equipped to handle anything stronger than Mike's Hard Lemonade for a while. Strangely, I'm good with wine and sake.

From 2/3rds of a bottle of beer?
Damn.
I thought I was lightweight.

 

[SmilingWorlock]

I had to drink non-German beer once. It was awful.

Also, when I was fourteen-ish, a friend and me bought two bottles of cheap liquor in a small shop in a side-road. We then went to sit by a lake. We met some other people there, they had wodka (which I can't drink since). I can only remember that, right before I passed out, I explained they dumbest girl in my class the Pythagorean theorem, including the full prove. She never did that wrong ever again. And she failed math because she couldn't add properly.

Coincedently, that was my first ever experience with alcohol.