Your worst enemy?

[LongAndShort]

The nation of Belgium. They know why.

*mutters-under-breath*Stupid Flemmish-French speaking bastards, I'll teach them the meaning of apple-juice!*

 

[crazyarms33]

Say this ***** that I used to live with several years ago. After she skipped out on paying the final rent, I had to pay it for her. What happened was she moved out all of her shit while I was at work. Yeah we were not going out or anything like that, but just two people that needed help. Eventually I come to find out that she stole all of my kitchen stuff, silverware, dishes, cups, ect. Remember I find out where she was living at, knocked on her door, she answered, I punched her in the face, walked off.

You. Are. My. Hero! I have wanted to do that to my last roommate for so long. But I can't find the prick.

 

[keiji_Maeda]

Greetings, my fellow Escapists! I come bearing a question:
Who or what is your worst enemy? I have to say, usually for me it'd be my self-esteem and lack of self-control and blah de blah stuff.
But more recently I'd say my freakin' mattress... My back really hurts now...

What about you?
Yes. YOU!!
O_O

People who abuse thos who're weaker than others, and those who say it's impossible to live a life being good. And people who generalize ethnic groups in the name of "i'm-not-racist-but"

Lazy justification for oversimplifying your life.

 

[Burig]

Slinkies.
They never work when I try and use them, and always get tangled up.

 

[Lopende Paddo]

God, for making the universe but not leaving instructions!!

 

[ejb626]

I'd say its my absent-mindedness, I lose EVERYTHING I've lost count of how many important things I've lost/forgotten about. I've also lost two video games in my own home somehow and they still haven't turned up. I really drive myself insane sometimes.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Fish, I hate those slimy wriggly big eyes motherfuckers

 

[ABLb0y]

Has to be... Either Portal fanboys or Fred Phelps. Both equally repugnant.

 

[felbot]

swain, that overpowered pimp, absolutely hate him.

 

[3quency]

Now, this is mainly due to jealousy, but my arch nemesis is and always will be...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shakes fist at sky*

 

[The Funslinger]

The only other sociopath I know. Mainly because he's a complete dick about it. Goes around manipulating and fucking with everyone, and none of them ever notice until it's too late. It's weirdly like a Holmes/Moriarty sort of deal...

 

[M920CAIN]

This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.

OT: My roommate. My life's pretty peaceful, so I'd say his messy, lazy ass is the biggest problem I have right now, thus making him my worst enemy.

so everyone on the escapist is your enemy! lol

 

[laggyteabag]

The heat, it just knows how to piss me off every second of the day

EDIT - Also those bloody adverts on the side of this damn website, seriously, I've clicked on them like 5 times within the past 30 minutes!

 

[Zantos]

Today is D&D day, so it'll be that damn demon who keeps chasing us and shived me for like, half my health.

Other days I split between the white walkers, Joffrey Lannister and O'ghJkTH, king of the woodlice. I fucking hate woodlice.

 

[Patrick Buck]

Those motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking plane! >.<

 

[Vault101]

I've got a few on this site I won;t name for obvous reasons....they probably don't even know they are

..........but I don't forget

[small/]never forget[/small]

oh and Wii/nintendo defenders..I just can't help pissing those people off (especially when they get all self rightious)

 

[Dr Jones]

This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.

OT: My roommate. My life's pretty peaceful, so I'd say his messy, lazy ass is the biggest problem I have right now, thus making him my worst enemy.

You damn bastard >:O