You know, on my worst day in gaming, I wasn't anywhere near the actual event.
See, I left my student house for the summer, because I couldn't find a job in the same city as my school. Two of my housemates, however, were a bit luckier than me and spent the summer there.
These two housemates must have had Viagra slipped into their cereal that summer, because from what I've heard from my other friends, they decided it a good idea to hit on every single girl they came across - and not just in bars either. They would actually stop girls in the streets and attempt to hit on them. They apparently had very little luck, though, and I'm pretty sure they ended up losing more friends than gaining hookups.
But that's just the setup for this story, though. See, on one of the few nights they actually did manage to coerce a couple of girls back to the house, they were actually too drunk to remember much of what happened.
Well, after coming to, they discovered. that the Wii had been stolen, along with most of the accessories and games. On the hard drive of this Wii somewhere between 30 and 40 VC games. And here's the kicker: as a household, we had collectively paid for this console and the games.
The only thing I could really say to them after hearing this story was, "I hope it was worth it." Which apparently it wasn't, because my housemates could find no used condoms or forgotten articles of clothing anywhere in the house, either.
