Your WORST game of the decade
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Resident Evil 5. Maybe not the worst game, but I felt like I wasted a day of my life after I finished. The final stages aren't even survival horror anymore!
Course, it is Resident Evil...
Although I did enjoy 2 of the boss fights.
Course, it is Resident Evil...
Although I did enjoy 2 of the boss fights.
Heh, you just reminded me of many hours spent on Pokemon snap, bonking helpless pokemon with apples. For that, I thank you.BillyShakes said:
OT: I have to go with Superman 64, no need for justification.
Technically, Sonic Adventure 2 came out for the Sega Dreamcast in the late '90's, so it's not from the "last" decade. The Gamecube game was just a classic Nintendo-style rehash.Some_Jackass said:
Funnily enough, Adventure 2 is the one Sonic game I enjoyed. The fishing levels in Adventure 1 really shot the already stabbed, sick, and dying game in the nads.
I remember spending hours and hours throwing socks at the TV because Adventure 2 WAS infuriatingly merciless, but I kept coming back (I was twelve, okay? Everyone's an idiot at twelve). That game consumed my life (so to speak) for about a year and a half, at which point I got so good, there were several levels I could run through with my eyes shut. I actually found the Chao to be rather entertaining, as well, at least until I hit adolescence, which was when I realized I didn't want to play daddy/nursemaid to a bunch of moldy marshmallow-looking things.
Yup. Always one. Bioshock was a massive dissapointment to me. God it sucked.Scrythe said:This whole series fucking sucked, and most people defending it are either in complete denial or ten year olds with worn-out trigger buttons on their controllers. A series which requires little to no skill to play should have never been as revered as it as.
Don't give me that "it's good it you read the books" I already read the books. The books are actually pretty decent, but that doesn't make the game itself suck any less. Take The Flood for example: In the first game, you spend about 45 minutes to an hour running through a long Hallway of One Texture doing pretty much the same fucking thing over and over until you hit the next room. The Flood somehow made this entertaining, something TEH BEST GAME EVAH failed to accomplish.
The saddest thing about this entire franchise is that the absolute best game was the altered-reality game "I Love Bees" which wasn't even created by Bungie, but by a company who actually KNOWS good story structure: 42 Entertainment. And I bet none of you douchebags even knows what "I Love Bees" OR what an altered reality game is. But let's let that slide for just a moment while I point out that this game was more engaging, had better character development, has superior voice acting, and was much more fun than everything else in the Halo franchise, ever.
Oh by the way, Bungie's superior series was Marathon. Watching Bungie go from the grand trilogy that is Marathon to the utter shit that is Halo makes me lose my faith in modern gaming.
On that note, my selection is World of Warcraft, because it's ruined the MMO genre ever since it became popular for being easy.archvile93 said:This whole series fucking sucked, and most people defending it are either in complete denial or ten year olds with worn-out trigger buttons on their controllers. A series which requires little to no skill to play should have never been as revered as it as.
Have you ever sat stuck on the Moltres egg in the Volcano level, gathered all six Charmander in a circle, and tried bouncing apples off of them?PunchClockVillain said:
My record for that is 37 bounces before the apple hit the ground.
Resident Evil 5 was an action game.ADeskofRichMahogany said:
Resident Evil 4 was an action horror game.
In main canon it hasn't been survival horror since Resident Evil 3.
HALO IS TERRIBLE BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING TERRIBLEScrythe said:This whole series fucking sucked, and most people defending it are either in complete denial or ten year olds with worn-out trigger buttons on their controllers. A series which requires little to no skill to play should have never been as revered as it as.
Don't give me that "it's good it you read the books" I already read the books. The books are actually pretty decent, but that doesn't make the game itself suck any less. Take The Flood for example: In the first game, you spend about 45 minutes to an hour running through a long Hallway of One Texture doing pretty much the same fucking thing over and over until you hit the next room. The Flood somehow made this entertaining, something TEH BEST GAME EVAH failed to accomplish.
The saddest thing about this entire franchise is that the absolute best game was the altered-reality game "I Love Bees" which wasn't even created by Bungie, but by a company who actually KNOWS good story structure: 42 Entertainment. And I bet none of you douchebags even knows what "I Love Bees" OR what an altered reality game is. But let's let that slide for just a moment while I point out that this game was more engaging, had better character development, has superior voice acting, and was much more fun than everything else in the Halo franchise, ever.
Oh by the way, Bungie's superior series was Marathon. Watching Bungie go from the grand trilogy that is Marathon to the utter shit that is Halo makes me lose my faith in modern gaming.
Come on, could you even give a legitimate reason for hating it other than "because?" Sure, they aren't the greatest or most innovative games, but they did popularize a lot of current FPS mechanics. It was repetitive at times, among its other flaws, but its in no way bad enough for this kind of rage. From your post, I just get the impression that you're hating on it because it's popular.
Not to mention insulting everyone who enjoys it. Way to stereotype.
Considering the fact that Halo 1 is the ONLY game I've ever stopped in the middle of, said "this is stupid", and never played again, I have to say that. After going through the same hallways killing the same enemies for a long ass time, I quit. Hell, I've even sat there in Final Fantasy VII and just killed enemies in the same room for hours and at least I got somewhere. Halo 2 I actually made it through, despite it having a horrible ending and no replay value at all. I even tried to sell it to Gamestop and they wouldn't buy it. So, if you want to go fanboy rant on me, go for it, but I'm saying Halo because of the previously started reaction to the campaign.The Rockerfly said:
'Hey, You! Pikachu!' was a great concept, but the technology was way too primitive (in my opinion, voice recognition tech is still pretty poor), and the execution was laughably terrible. I remember one time I told him to pick something up (to give to Caterpie), and the little yellow dolt interpreted that as a command to fry said object. WTF? "Pick it up" and "Thunderbolt" sound nothing alike. And don't get me started on those fucking pinata parties.PunchClockVillain said:
The game's one saving grace was the fishing- watching Pikachu hump the fishing pole until he simultaneously had an electrical orgasm and hauled in the fish was just priceless.
Pokemon Snap... Ahh... Until "Raving Rabbids Go Home", that was the best mindless fun I'd ever had... Camera? Fuck the camera. Here come the apples and Pester Balls!
Halo 3 was my biggest letdown. Section 8 was the worst, thank god I rented it.
However Fallout 3 was great, good story and it kept me entertained for more than 4 hours, ya know like Halo 3.
WOAH, looks like no one can win in an oppinion fight.
HALO bam! I thought the third was very unenjoyable and the story was pretty much shit.skywalkerlion said:
However Fallout 3 was great, good story and it kept me entertained for more than 4 hours, ya know like Halo 3.
WOAH, looks like no one can win in an oppinion fight.
Okay, if you want a rantfest.ejb626 said:
Halo's pros:
-Decent graphics
-Creative aliens
-Properly made difficulty settings
-Custom gamemodes.
Halo's cons:
-Gun takes up about half the screen, WHEAR DID GAEM GO?
-Incredibly repetitive
-Failure controls, especially in vehicles
-Annoying dialogue
-Horrible level design
-The ultimate in linearity (and that's the BAD linearity, not Half-life style)
-No puzzles, just point at the enemies and shoot bullets
-Unoriginal
-Pathetic gravity settings
-That annoying kind of recoil that forces you to fire short bursts of bullets
-The Flood are the most annoying bastards ever
-No tactics involved
-Terrible A.I.
-Slow-paced
-Community stuffed with pricks
-Few multiplayer levels
-Confusing H.U.D
-Regenerating shields, which absorb billions of bullets until they run out, at which point you're killed by a Grunt farting
-Started the ultimate campaign to take over the world with shitty FPSes (see ZP's review on Turok)
Apologies if no-one else posted after my previous one.
Dont get all defensive over your beloved halo...he's just making a fair point and attempting to be unbiased. No where in there did he call any of the halo games the "Worst game ever" and why are you even trying to argue someones opinion? ...your already wrong..because its there OPINION.The Rockerfly said: