Your worst joke

[Time Travelling Toaster]

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That was .... long :| and the worst bit ? I read it twice and stil didn't get it . Could you explain kindly ?.

On topic. 6 blondes and a brunette were holding on to a rope for dear life, but it could'nt support all their weight, and when they need someone to let go the brunette volunteers.
After a long emotional goodbye to her friends, all of the blondes start crying then start clapping and fall . That's a bad joke :|.

 

[Shapsters]

OH reallllly horrible one I learned a while ago, it's long so sit tight. Sorry (in advance) if I wasted 10 minutes of your time.

I don't mean to be rude here but, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? In no way do I understand your essay. Could it please be explained?

 

[Shapsters]

OH reallllly horrible one I learned a while ago, it's long so sit tight. Sorry (in advance) if I wasted 10 minutes of your time.

I don't mean to be rude here but, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? In no way do I understand your essay. Could it please be explained?

i somewhat understand it. his son died because he was trying to find where the golf balls went, so he went insane, started talking to his son's tombstone, and whenever he thought about golf balls, he hears the beep of the truck. am i close scifidownbeat?

Well, I get that, but how in the world is that a joke?

 

[lenneth]

Q. What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

A. Coles

 

[cheesemanxl]

What do you call a monkey filled with helium?
A hot-air baboon.

You mean a woman?

hey oh

 

[Teh_Doomage]

Here it comes......

Fox News.



Couldn't help myself, I crack up everytime.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I started writing poetry the other day:

POETR

That's coming along nicely.

 

[FrostyV3]

I'm tempted to write the racist bar-joke from Gran Torino ... but I don't think the mods would like that It had me in stitches though.

A) What's Red And Smells Like Blue Paint?
B) I Don't Know, What?
A) Red Paint.

~Frosty.

 

[Lexodus]

Have you seen this? It's an outrage! They've redesigned Operation so the guy is now clinically obese!
Well, they are appealing to a wider audience...

 

[Lolcano]

David Koch. i rest my case

 

[properturnip]

Here's one I heard on Westwood's show on Radio 1:

A man walks into a chippy. He asks the man, "Have you got any chips left?" The man replies, "Yes." So the first man says, "Well, you shouldn't have made so many then!"

Bad.

 

[properturnip]

I'm an ex tractor fan

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Mine would be

So I said to my mom, "I'm going to go to Volgograd." and she said "Wear The fox hat?"

 

[Blow_Pop]

I'm tempted to write the racist bar-joke from Gran Torino ... but I don't think the mods would like that It had me in stitches though.

I LOVE that one!

 

[Beltom]

Joke my sister came up with based on a different one:
Q: Why did the Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the second Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the third Squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was Dead.
Q: Why did the Tree fall over?
A: Because of the A Bomb that just wiped out the Squirrels.

 

[GoblinOnFire]

What do fish brush their teeth with?
What?
Fish don't have teeth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark

And on topic:
A neutron walks in to the bar. Orders a drink, tries to pay, but the barman stops him. "For you, no charge."

I'm not talking about the fish with a full skeleton!

Sharks don't have full skeletons. BA DUM BADABOOOM!!

The worst joke I ever heard is:

What do you get if you mix a gay man and a jew?
A Broadway musical!

(Someone please explain)

 

[frazzled_nutter]

mary had a little lamb, the midwife had a fit