Your worst profanity...without swearing!
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Your +1 and my fist is -1
It was a great threat until we canceled each other out, i miss good ole lefty.
other than that i guess i'd just shout sciency things at the top of my lungs, i need to swear in order to profain, im not smart enough to conjure epic profanity without invoking the seven deadly words.
You meek carbon based lifeform you!
also your a coprophage
It was a great threat until we canceled each other out, i miss good ole lefty.
other than that i guess i'd just shout sciency things at the top of my lungs, i need to swear in order to profain, im not smart enough to conjure epic profanity without invoking the seven deadly words.
You meek carbon based lifeform you!
also your a coprophage
You utterly pathetic waste of cells and atoms, your mind is so rudimentary that the simplest of organisms could outwit you.
When I say stuff like this, a lot of people at my school can't comprehend what just happened, but I don't consider that insult advanced at all...
When I say stuff like this, a lot of people at my school can't comprehend what just happened, but I don't consider that insult advanced at all...
Blithering halfwit! Blundering nincompoop! Meddling rapscallion!
Old-style insults are my favourite.
Old-style insults are my favourite.
Generally, when something goes wrong in an environment in which swearing is frowned upon (i.e. whenever children are present), I resort to a phrase coined by my high school music teacher: "Schmuck in a ditch."
It's arbitrary, random, amusing, and you can get halfway through saying 'shit' before switching to a less obscene option.
In terms of insulting someone, I generally rely on terms such as 'Deeshflat' (once again coined in a Music Theory class), troglodyte--basically meaning caveman--or random strings of adjectives and nouns. I find it to be effective.
It's arbitrary, random, amusing, and you can get halfway through saying 'shit' before switching to a less obscene option.
In terms of insulting someone, I generally rely on terms such as 'Deeshflat' (once again coined in a Music Theory class), troglodyte--basically meaning caveman--or random strings of adjectives and nouns. I find it to be effective.
