Your worst profanity...without swearing!

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SpiderHam666

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well it is panda hands in the RW and Mercenary in the gaming world (have a guy i game with who's SN is Mercenary and whenever he is in a boost match he has the greatest ability to completely screw us all up.
 

supermariner

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don't make me end you and your colossal arse

providing arse isn't swearing
it's too tame in my opinion to count :)
 

Jackalb

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The word 'fool' gets me pretty riled unless spoken by a black dude with jewellery and a mohawk.
 

The Afrodactyl

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Betancore said:
"You complete and utter wankbiscuit."

'Wank' doesn't count as swearing, right? I heard it on one of the Bottom live shows and thought it was the greatest thing ever. Maybe I just really like Rik Mayall.
I love the live shows :D

Back on topic; I tend to be a bit useless when it comes to profaining without cursing. However, most of the time, I just come out with random yellings.
 

badgersprite

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I think my favourite insult without swearing comes from Blackadder:

"If all the village idiots from all the villages in the world gathered together and started their own village - of idiots - you would be the idiot in that village."
 

Vaati24

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You seething rapacious swamp sow who leaps from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap A.M. radio!!! (basically calling someone a whore)
 

savageoblivi0n

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i had one i used to call the finisher..

"you sir are nothing but the retarded offspring of the supreme unholy union between a web-footed french whore and a late-stage syphilitic sewer rat.."
 

Knusper

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You nincompoop, I quake at the imbecility of it all!

I really owe that one to Tony Blair's memoirs.