Your worst profanity...without swearing!

[Jmorn]

JESS!!!!! Nobody has taken it i think ima jizz.
ok here goes, "How many extra chromosomes do you have?"
yea, i know, gimme an epic smiley face or a pat on the back cuz im awesome.

 

[Peteron]

You look like a hampster. You look like a giant mutant infant from space?

 

[MrSaber]

Your the hostess with the mostest i hate about you!!!

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I call people "human paraquat".

 

[AvsJoe]

I sometimes type "drat" in lieu of swearing online. I also say "darn" and "nuts" if I choose to censor myself.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

you ignorant FUCK!

 

[lacktheknack]

"YOU FUNTS NEVER EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISHISTSHON!"

 

[LittleChone]

Your existence is pointless and unnecessary, you will die forgotten in a world that has been completely unchanged by your presence.

Also you smell.

Oh yeah. Well then, by that logic, so would you! Not the smelly part, but you get my point!!

Seriously, though, nice insult! You curse their own existence, then go right back to pointing out their smell.

 

[Sarkule]

You were stillborn.

I can't stop laughing. You are my new favourite person.

Haha, my over favourite is 'You survived the abortion'

 

[Sangtrain]

"Shut up you Soufflé"

 

[Audemas]

I'm gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal track as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!!

 

[Yokai]

Well, if it's not profane, it's not really profanity then, is it? Nonetheless, I'll play along.

My favorite is "Buggerly hat crap!"
No, it doesn't make any sort of logical sense, but it's just so perfect to shout at the top of your lungs when you've accidentally split your thumbnail with a hammer.

 

[Engarde]

People are capabale of expressing things in the most....amusing and sometimes strange ways. Though of course not many of these see the light of day when most could just curse...

 

[sageoftruth]

"You nincompoop!"

I love that word ^_^

OP: You scruffy nerfherder!

or

You ragamuffin!

YOU CAN'T SAY NERFHERER! ONLY WE CAN!

 

[Underground Man]

You foppish, flower-picking dandy!

Er, my guild master used to be a mage with the side professions of herb-collecting and alchemy. I gave him a lot of crap for being a clothy.

 

[Raptorianxd]

"Hot Dang on a stick covered with butter and gopher jerky!"
"I'm about to take that gun, and shove it in your cerebral cortex!"
"You lily livered, slack jawed, pathetic excuse for a maggot!"

-Raptor, out.

 

[Legendary Alucard]

I always use the Duke Nukem Classic One Liner "You're an inspiration for birth control."

 

[lewism247]

"You nincompoop!"

I love that word ^_^

OP: You scruffy nerfherder!

or

You ragamuffin!

YOU CAN'T SAY NERFHERER! ONLY WE CAN!

Ok then, Nerf..... Shepard?