Your worst profanity...without swearing!

[KyoFox]

Voldemort's Nipple!

 

[rotund0]

Dirk fing blast!

 

[Kurt711]

People say you are a pain in the neck.
My opinion, however, is a little lower.

 

[Atmos Duality]

"Dogstuffer!"

 

[james0192]

This is hard to think of one that doesn't involve swearing hmm...
i s'pose we used to call someone penis-features.
also, i like the word imbecile.
my friend used to say to people 'you're nothing but a thief and a vagabond!' which i always found sorta funny

 

[Jodah]

I call people "schmucks" a lot.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Apart from calling people stunads or mooks I do have one sort of inside joke swear for friends.

"I will kill you with an axe made of hatred!"

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Dear Sir,

I think you lack the intellectual knowledge to even comprehend what I'm currently communicating to a lower species, such as yourself.

Well, that was when I was being a smart jack ass.

 

[Manicotti]

HOLY GANDHI IN A FIVE-PIECE BUCKET

is my favorite. Also, covert swearing is far more fun.

 

[johnzaku]

I know it kinda pushes the without swearing thing, but "fother mucker"

I do that a lot, anagrams and stuff.

 

[Sarkule]

You were stillborn.

 

[Engarde]

This is a thoroughly amusing thread, you low-bred charlatans!

 

[Misterian]

I sometimes use 'Scumbag', how good is that?

 

[Dango]

"You perverted anime-esque school boy!" I said that to a friend who just happened to be sounding extremely perverted at the time.

Another one is "You... odd person!"

And "You sly banana swindler."

 

[The Shade]

"Yo! Short-bus! Cut the chatter."

 

[Sonofadiddly]

I once said that a particular person was a "waste of his dead father's semen."

Pretty cruel, I know. The bastard deserves much worse. Semen isn't a swear, is it?

 

[Tonythion]

"Your father smelled of elderberries!"

I fart in your general direction!

You mother was a hamster!

and

while not Monty Python
"I wasn't aware I was speaking to the most dimwitted flying dumpster there ever was."

 

[Lynx]

Monty Python, of course. "You empty-headed animal food trough wiper."

Also "nitwit" is a fabulous insult.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

You cabbage.

You stole mine you damned ninja!

I fart in your general direction!

Crap, this one was my backup!