Your worst profanity...without swearing!

[Booze Zombie]

You inbred palm-abuser.

 

[Dxz5roxg]

Does "sack" count as profane? That and occasionally saying moose balls is really all I can think of without any swear words.

 

[hittite]

There's some good ones at 3:20 and 5:55

 

[KefkaCultist]

I say fudge muffin all the time

EDIT: just want to add this, Muffin Fudger

 

[badvibration]

You were stillborn.

I can't stop laughing. You are my new favourite person.

 

[Death God]

"You know what? You should come with a your own toilet roll for all the crap your spewing."
I left the guy just staring at me stupidly and walked away.

 

[darthzew]

I was arguing with my friend so he called me whale crap.

My rebuttal was, "Elephant cum!"

 

[smurf_you]

Voldemort's Nipple!

Dobby's Sock!

also: from one of my fave tv shows ever, "You great soft, sissy, girly, nancy, french bender, Man United supporting pouf!"

 

[InnerRebellion]

No profanities: "Oi, ya tosser, how about a nice big ol' cup of shut up?"
With profanities: "Well, you're just a shit covered dick."

 

[Jezzeh]

"Your mother was a hamster."

Nope, it isn't mine. But no matter how many times I watch, it always gets me... And it's an awesome quote to just randomly drop at some point during your work day.

 

[Sam17]

You're a fat egg

 

[Formica Archonis]

I once called someone a syphilitic goat rapist. Strictly for humorous purposes, understand.

 

[WolfThomas]

Spoiler: Nothing will beat Captain Haddock

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

You my not so good sir are an utterly incompetent being unfit for any post you occupy, the first coming to mind being setience the second being life. Frankly i cannot even deign to congure up one iota of digust towards your being, so low are you. In short, go die before you hurt society even more.

 

[Jukofux]

hmmm...Your mom should have swallowed you! or if the target is goth/emo/vampire Sun's rising, Better run before you sparkle to death

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

"You silly person."

 

[DragonLord_Z]

You insolent, callow little gutter shite. You aren't even worthy to scrape the filth of society's underbelly from the soles of my boots with your tongue, let alone do anything of consequence. Do society a favor and rid it of such an uncultured nuisance and die knowing that the world will be a better place without one such piece of human filth.