Your "wow im that bad?" moment in life

[The Funslinger]

Well, my ex-girlfriend dumped me because things had (to her) essentially gotten boring aside from the sexual element.

I really wish I could go back and do over the date where she met my parents...

I was essentially over it, but today I kind of passed by her while I was talking to this girl I'm (just) friends with. After passing her by, we (me and the friend) sat outside of class before it started, and talked about it a little.

Anyway, later in the class, people were making jokes about my "rudeness" (a running joke in my english class) and amidst all the laughter, this same girl just goes "see, that's why you don't have a girlfriend."

Really kind of brought it all back, and I feel fucking worthless.

 

[Sirtety]

When I was going into 1st grade and unknowingly told a dirty joke to my Catholic Nun

principal in front of my parents. I didn't realize what I had done until I was 13.

 

[Cheesus333]

Well, my ex-girlfriend dumped me because things had (to her) essentially gotten boring aside from the sexual element.

I really wish I could go back and do over the date where she met my parents...

I was essentially over it, but today I kind of passed by her while I was talking to this girl I'm (just) friends with. After passing her by, we (me and the friend) sat outside of class before it started, and talked about it a little.

Anyway, later in the class, people were making jokes about my "rudeness" (a running joke in my english class) and amidst all the laughter, this same girl just goes "see, that's why you don't have a girlfriend."

Really kind of brought it all back, and I feel fucking worthless.

"That's why you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend" is probably the fastest way to completely kill someone's self-esteem. I know that feel, bro.

My personal "Wow, okay, what the hell" moment would have to be my various confused interactions with Push/Pull doors, which I will Pull/Push respectively. Even ones that I'm regularly familiar with.

 

[Baff]

I like to think I'm a pretty smart guy.
Child prodigy and all that guff. Legend in my own mind.
You know, as people do.

But people keep pointing out to me that I have just lit the wrong end of my cigarette.
Crash. Back down to earth, Baff you numpty.
It seems to happen quite a lot these days.

 

[Dalek Caan]

My hand writing comes to mind. After so long using a keyboard it has degenerated into a mess a squibles.

 

[DugMachine]

Well my story is pretty extreme but here it goes. One time in 12th grade I got into a huge argument with a girl friend (just a girl who was a friend) and I got so mad so I tried to say something to really hurt her. I noticed 3 years ago scars on her arm that implied she cut herself and then when I asked her ex boyfriend (my best friend), he said that yeah she was a cutter and suffered from really bad depression. Anyways, I told her she should have finished the job that she started on her arms and I felt so good and it did strike her because she thought nobody knew besides her ex.

...when I thought about it later I felt like such a huge piece of shit for saying that. I had never told anybody to kill themselves before, and I went and told it to someone who has a real good chance of doing it.

tl;dr- I told a girl to keep cutting herself so she'd die. We made up eventually but things werent the same after. I felt like crap

 

[Genericjim101]

I have a record of doing stellar cakes and stuff atwork, but if something goes wrong once it is made out to be the end of my employment.

 

[xchurchx]

I don't think it counts but im going to say that i sometimes add to a conversation a second after its died and when no ones paying attention so i kind of fade out the sentence into a whisper then silence and act like i never said anything, I guess you could say im bad at communicating and making myself heard.

 

[ShakyFt Slasher]

not quite the same but when I geniunily think somthing is good..but then the majority of people dont like it..make me question my own judgment

like for example when people say games mostly have terrible stoies..Ive thourght the stores of alot of games were great....

..so I must really now know what a good story is :/

That's how I feel when I get into the Gears of War story as I play the games. Generally the storylines are crap but the universe is just so interesting as far as the weapons, technology, and lifeforms.

 

[Flamezdudes]

When I say something I think is funny and am met with stony silence.

Especially bad when you say it to a reasonably sized group of people.

Happened twice to me today, I usually just give the argument that I found it amusing and that's all that matters but... Ah well XD

 

[Section Crow]

my memories not too great in the short term, for example i sometimes forget if i have eaten lunch/breakfast or not and then remember eating lunch but usually turns out to be from yesterday...

makes for a nice surprise though when you make a cup of tea forget it's there and come back for a surprise that tea has magically appeared

 

[IzisviAziria]

When I say something I think is funny and am met with stony silence.

Especially bad when you say it to a reasonably sized group of people.

Happened twice to me today, I usually just give the argument that I found it amusing and that's all that matters but... Ah well XD

A couple years ago I took up the personal motto "as long as someone laughed, it was worth it."

Seems to work pretty well, as I typically laugh at my own jokes.

 

[Kuroneko97]

The first (and only) time I made fun of someone for being fat I felt a piece of my soul rot away and die. I know my soul is pretty rotten anyway, but I felt very empty and hollow at that moment.

To be honest, I don't feel bad anymore, since that kid was constantly being a dick to me anyways.

 

[Flamezdudes]

When I say something I think is funny and am met with stony silence.

Especially bad when you say it to a reasonably sized group of people.

Happened twice to me today, I usually just give the argument that I found it amusing and that's all that matters but... Ah well XD

A couple years ago I took up the personal motto "as long as someone laughed, it was worth it."

Seems to work pretty well, as I typically laugh at my own jokes.

I like that motto.

However most of the time that someone is only me...

 

[DANEgerous]

Never had a job till i was 23. I got one not out of need for cash (my parent's are a tad light o the "make you own money" thing) but rather out of feeling like an asshole for never trying

 

[floppylobster]

For a long time I thought there were 356 days in a year. And that my father's birthday was on the 32nd of June.