your zombie apocalypse rules

[Linksworld12]

after watching the movie "Zombieland" and hearing all of the zombie survival rules, what would your rules be? one of mine is "dont go looking for other survivers or family members, look out for yourself"

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Odd... I just finished watching Zombieland as well.

Mine's "Remember that noises and light attract zombies, so for crying out loud stop waving that flashlight around!"

 

[silasbufu]

My rule would be..whatever you do , just don't get bitten. that would be the worst scenario.
Welcome to the escapist.
P.S. We don't like zombie apocalypse threads anymore

 

[Spacelord]

Yes, it sure does.

Oh wait I get it now. Um... don't split up? Don't ever fucking split up. it's such a retarded idea.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Always have a weapon on your person.

 

[Socius]

MY rules for a zombie apocolypse?
happy hour! next round on me
Rules for Zombies:
Everyone whom gets killed by a zombie, turns Zombie.
They can run as long as they have legs.
They only die by getting pulverized or if you remove/blow up their heads.
they CAN speak the word: Braaaaaiiiins! *drood*

Human rules:
Keep a shotgun close
Have a fort full off suplies
Don't look back and don't freaking fall.
if you don't follow the rules you die!

Vampire rules:
Don't fucking sparkle in sunshine

 

[Jack_West]

Once you find a gun:

USE IT ON YOURSELF, dont go for any of that hero b.s, just get it over with!!!!

Yeah ok, so I'm a quitter, but at least I won't get trapped with no ammo left, and eaten alive, i'll be in heaven laughing at you.

 

[Altorin]

Once you find a gun:

USE IT ON YOURSELF, dont go for any of that hero b.s, just get it over with!!!!

Yeah ok, so I'm a quitter, but at least I won't get trapped with no ammo left, and eaten alive, i'll be in heaven laughing at you.

put one bullet in a pocket or something

taht way, if the shit goes down, and you're all out, you can take taht bullet and end it.

 

[iJosh]

Downloading it right now.

Oh and I thought that we all agreed that we stopped with the zombie threads.

 

[Nick Bounty]

Whatever you do do not set a zombie one fire.

If there is anything worse than a zombie heading towards you it's a burning zombie heading towards you.

 

[Simalacrum]

if you see one of your comrades is bitten... don't hesitate, shoot em in the brains.

always keep a single bullet safe... better dead than undead.

 

[WildManBill]

Remember, as cool as it looks in the movies and games, chainsaws are heavy and cannot be waved around like a flyswatter. Also what you going to do with that saw toothed paperweight when you run out of gas? 2 things to remember, high powered rifles + range = dead zombies/you being a survivor.

 

[BrEnNo1023]

Whatever you do do not set a zombie one fire.

If there is anything worse than a zombie heading towards you it's a burning zombie heading towards you.

Mmm, the memories of the Zombie Survival Guide. Sweet and valuable like ... a fully-loaded Carbine...

can I add a rule??

---- 'maximum of 10 respawns' JUST AS LONG AS you or one of your team kills you before you turn into a zombie..? plsthnx -.-

 

[RetiarySword]

No touching of the hair or face. 'Agreed'.

 

[VonBonBon]

"If you shoot the head you kill the ghoul. Shoot the head, kill the ghoul."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB8fQK4UUZg

 

[TheScarecrow]

Whatever you do do not set a zombie one fire.

If there is anything worse than a zombie heading towards you it's a burning zombie heading towards you.

A burning zombie dinosaur would be worse.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

You can never say too many one-liners.

 

[Glass_House]

Find the nearest supply of weapons (Do not walk there, take a car...) Trust nobody and get out of the area asap. No rescuing people or going for friends or family unless you know you can get in and out quickly and quietly. If your cornered don't go down fighting unless you have a chance. A bullet to the head is far better then being eaten...

Edit: And avoid areas that would otherwise be populated :s....