I plan to just join the hord by getting bitten but not eaten, then I shall be the one eating brainz.
YOUR zombie apocalypse survival plan
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Since there is no set protocol for dealing with a zombie invasion, unfortunately we have to play it by ear. It depends on the zombies though, are they the slow like Romeroe's or more like Boyle's rage infested 28 days later zombies?
Either way I'm living under the sea.
Either way I'm living under the sea.
There's a college campus in my hometown. They have a biology lab. If the zombie apocalypse is about to come, I stay in my hometown. 'Nuf said.MicCheck1two said:
Meh, there's so many of these threads that, if there ever is a zombie apocalypse, I can just open one of them and steal one of you guys' plans at random.
THAT'S A BRILLIANT PLAN!!! I call dibs on learning Necromancy after you ... but until then ... I'd drive down to the super-market, grab all the sodium hydroxide and vinegar I could, the go to my school, grab a Lieberg Condenser and then go home (oh yeah, and lots of balloons). I'd use the vinegar and sodium hydroxide to make a sodium acetate solution. Use the Lieberg condenser to get rid of some of the water, then follow an itnernet guide to making it solidify on impact, then fill all of the balloons with it. When the zombie finally came for us (on the roof), they would become stuck in place from the exploded balloons.IxionIndustries said:
^^ remember, this plan only has to last me until IxionIndustries can teach me necromancy.
ALTERNATIVELY, I would turn the air-conditioner on incredibly cold. Then I would throw the water balloons on the inside of the froont door, the back door, go outisde and throw it on the outside of the side door. That way, the air-con should stop the stuff from dissolving, nobody will be able to get into my house (for a little while anyway) and we can escape in the cars to the archery shop nearby (and a gun shop if there is one). Fill the car with everything from there and make my way to the large shopping complex (Indooroopily) for my base. It has three stories, lots of shops, many exits (which I could barricade) and with projectile weapons, it also has a tactical advantage, as most of the passageways are long, straight and clear and all run under eachother, so from one spot, you could watch most of the complex.
While I agree over all, The problem is that now you have the issues of living on a boat. Fresh water suply, risk of storm, extremly lonely, and the actual technical expertise needed to operate a boat.Acrisius said:
You'll go crazy or starve long before the zombies get you. Only upside is that the zombies couldn't get you no matter how hard they tried.
I prefer well fortified islands. A four or five foot concrete platform all along the edges, and multi-ringed line of defense will ensure not only absolute safety but a natural irrigation system for growing your own crops. Shame it's so bloody expensive to do that sort of thing.
Club my way to a car, bring along my shotgun, and make a roadtrip to Nebraska. No population=no one to get turned into a zombie.
Islands won't work that well. I suppose the wall would do it but zombies may not be able to swim but they don't need to breath so they can just walk across the bottom of the lake/ocean ala-Pirates of the Caribbean (I know they were skeletons but the point is the same).
