The Place:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mittelmark
The People:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_Menti
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Comer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anji_Bee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_R%C3%B6ssler
So basically, I'll be in Germany with an Italian Football player from the first half of the 20th century, an American professional Skateboarder with a false limb (I wonder if he can have a machine gun in it like in "Planet Terror"?), A radio DJ, and a low-ranking Nazi officer who helped found the Neo-Nazi movement after the war and died in 1987.
Obviously this will be epic.
My first article was for the album "Fantasy Ride", Ciara is pretty hot but I guess she was disqualified since the article techniclly wasn't about her.
It could be a fun group, we could throw Fritz to the Zombies so we can escape while they eat him, hole up in a German radio station so Anji can broadcast for survivors, and Romeo and Jon can kick Zombie but (after unfortunatly failing to save Fritz) through a combination of wickedly thrown footballs and prostetic machine gun fire from the roof!
Sadly I doubt many movie producers will see the obvious potential here.