Giuseppe Nirta (started a massacre), Irene Maguire (figure skater), Sydney Thelwall (Christian scholar) and myself...an actor
When: 4th August, 1664 AD
Where: The Center of the Earth, we were on a journey to it
Conclusion:
Day 1: fighting against the endless hordes of undead with a nutter, a skater, a clegyman and a thespian(lol) we decided to hold up in the 'Center of the Earth' we survive the 5000+ degrees heat thanks only to the prayers of Sydney Thelwall, we were dismayed to find out however that our perusers were of a distinctly fire retardant nature.
Day 2: Still we fight on, in a time where the most notable accomplishment was that of a nice lager, our spirits remain high, ever if our reflexes have become distinctly slowed.
Day 3: Its not looking good in camp, we have a choke point but our combat skills are lacking, Giuseppe and I are the only ones trained to use firearms, but they are yet to be invented so there goes plan A. Plan B was to fight close combat, Giuseppe is adept, but the undead are not phased by my awesome stage combat skills, their lack of compliance is an issue. Tried just punching one; i think i hurt my wrist, i'll be speaking to my agent about this, only have to hold out another 350 years or so...fuck.
Day 4: We mourn the death of Irene, unable to adapt to the new environment, which was almost the polar opposite to her previous one, she started to loose her mind, she cracked when i told her 'Figure Skating' would not be invented for another few hundred years, and they we unlikely to hold competitions down here. She slit her throat with one of her skate blades. I'm still amazed how she got this far wearing those things. I worry for Sydney, i think they had a thing doing on.
Day 5: It looks like the end, Sydney killed himself in the night (or least when we slept) to be with her, not sure if he realized suicide would send him to hell, seems mean to mention it to him now. Not sure how long his payer will last. Giuseppe went ahead to forge a path, he has not returned. Looks like our rendition of Hamlet may never happen
Day 6: IT BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
