Your zombie plan
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Here in South Africa, every house has damn near impenetrable window guards and steel gates that make trellidor look like scrapped metal from old spoons melted into a gate. I also have a bigish house so I would gather all my friends and family in the area.
My parents, being vets, have a LOT of medical equipment and supplies that would last a while. We would make improvised weapons from the array of steak knives, surgical equipment and long sticks we have in the house.
The plan from there would be to steal a generator and some extra fuel with our car as a weapon and form of transport. We would hook the generator up to all the medical, cooking and lighting equipment. Our property has a bore hole so we won't need other water sources for longer than the outbreak would last.
We would then armour our car and make it so that any zombies attacking it would be cut up rather fast. We would use it to execute raids on the local garage shops for food. After a while the zombies would decay. If by some anomaly they could last a really long time we would start taking more serious measures. Makeshift palisade fences on all our walls and the roof would be covered in sheet metal.
We would endeavour to exterminate them. If nature won't kill them then we will. A raid on the well-secured gun shop or police station would now be necessary. We would get fire arms and ammo and take them back to our home from where the sniping would begin.
We would do this until rescue, death, or the annihilation of the zombies.
My parents, being vets, have a LOT of medical equipment and supplies that would last a while. We would make improvised weapons from the array of steak knives, surgical equipment and long sticks we have in the house.
The plan from there would be to steal a generator and some extra fuel with our car as a weapon and form of transport. We would hook the generator up to all the medical, cooking and lighting equipment. Our property has a bore hole so we won't need other water sources for longer than the outbreak would last.
We would then armour our car and make it so that any zombies attacking it would be cut up rather fast. We would use it to execute raids on the local garage shops for food. After a while the zombies would decay. If by some anomaly they could last a really long time we would start taking more serious measures. Makeshift palisade fences on all our walls and the roof would be covered in sheet metal.
We would endeavour to exterminate them. If nature won't kill them then we will. A raid on the well-secured gun shop or police station would now be necessary. We would get fire arms and ammo and take them back to our home from where the sniping would begin.
We would do this until rescue, death, or the annihilation of the zombies.
Um, get out of the way of everybody else who has zombie apocalypse plans. Hope to not get shot accidentally by army of gun toting geeks.
Probably get the disease which ends up being a mild flu with some moaning and shambling spasms. End up getting shot while actually trying to say "don't shoot you retard, zombies don't exist!"
Probably get the disease which ends up being a mild flu with some moaning and shambling spasms. End up getting shot while actually trying to say "don't shoot you retard, zombies don't exist!"
Gimme a crowbar, a lighter and some meat. I'll sort them zombies out for good!
Calumon: Pew Pew! Die Zombie Die!
Calumon: Pew Pew! Die Zombie Die!
Two, maybe 3 story building minimum. Disable the stairs if I can after securing a ladder and pulley system to get survivors and food up that could be pulled up to cut off access to the safe house. Occasionally send out scouts with weapons and walkie talkies to gather supplies and make sure that the signs advertising the safe house are still up. Stock up on bottled water, due to the fact that water supplies would be infected, and be sure that alternative methods of power like wind and solar are stolen and hooked up along with backup generators. If needed, turn a car into a battering ram collage to storm past any brain munchers to get to government stationed safe zones.
Loot nearest gun store (for stuff only my party and i will need to make the journey, leave stuff for others), Horde Gas/food/water, then head for nearest military base and hold there.
I think zombie has a looser term today. Think of L4D series, they aren't real living dead zombies, they are people who have gone crazy (and sometimes mutated) due to some sort of super flu. I think today Zombie means a person who's brain functions are altered so that their prime directive is to hunt/kill everything that looks at them funny, and are no longer have any conscious thought of their own.Velvo said:
Im still with you though. The odds of this happening are incredibly thin, but it still never hurts to have at least a half a**ed plan of some sort.
Go up to Alaska, hope they fall in the freezing ocean and sink.
...and then kill whatever's up there for food.
...and then kill whatever's up there for food.
Team up with my friend, go to his friend's house and load up on firearms and melee weapons, go loot a walmart or something, get in his truck and get the hell out of dodge. And I'd absolutely HAVE TO try out a molotov before we search for somewhere to bunker down. It'll be amazing.
It's kind of sad, we talk about this plan at least once a week during class...
It's kind of sad, we talk about this plan at least once a week during class...
ever since '24 Days later' the meaning and understanding of an zombie has gone out of whack, I think they started out as slow moving undead creatures to (what you said) to super(un)dead fast moving creatures however I would agree with you what is largely thought of todayMichael Dagastino said:
One of my plans to rule everything:
Phase 1: Zombie Apocalypse
Goal: Take over Earth and prepare for phase 2
step 1: Go to graveyards and places with lots of dead people
step 2: Raise the dead
step 3: Recruit the living into my horde of zombies
(At this point the entire planet is mine)
step 4: Make zombies build a robot army before they've rotten too much to be able to serve me
End of Phase 1
Phase 2: Robot Apocalypse
Goal: Take over the universe and everything in it.
step 1: Have robots and remaining zombies build more robots
step 2: Replace body with machines to technically gain immortality
step 3: Take over the universe galaxy per galaxy, planet per planet. To gain control over all resources.
End of Phase 2
Phase 3: Inter-dimensional domination, the rise of a god
Goal: Achieve domination over several other galaxies
step 1: Find a way to travel to other dimensions. (This may take several millenia)
step 2: Initialize Phase 2 in other dimensions, replacing step 2 with upgrading body.
step 3: Find a way to achieve godhood
step 4: Achieve godhood
End of Phase 3
Repeat Phase 3 up to step 2
Phase 1: Zombie Apocalypse
Goal: Take over Earth and prepare for phase 2
step 1: Go to graveyards and places with lots of dead people
step 2: Raise the dead
step 3: Recruit the living into my horde of zombies
(At this point the entire planet is mine)
step 4: Make zombies build a robot army before they've rotten too much to be able to serve me
End of Phase 1
Phase 2: Robot Apocalypse
Goal: Take over the universe and everything in it.
step 1: Have robots and remaining zombies build more robots
step 2: Replace body with machines to technically gain immortality
step 3: Take over the universe galaxy per galaxy, planet per planet. To gain control over all resources.
End of Phase 2
Phase 3: Inter-dimensional domination, the rise of a god
Goal: Achieve domination over several other galaxies
step 1: Find a way to travel to other dimensions. (This may take several millenia)
step 2: Initialize Phase 2 in other dimensions, replacing step 2 with upgrading body.
step 3: Find a way to achieve godhood
step 4: Achieve godhood
End of Phase 3
Repeat Phase 3 up to step 2
My roommate and I take the zombie apocalypse very seriously. We've already prepared our apartment to be something like a "zombie safe-house". Of course, that's just by name. In actuality, we wouldn't last very long in our apartment anyway, but it's the determination that counts in the end.
Oh, and we've promised to each other that if one of us gets infected, the other will mercy-kill the infected one before he can become a full zombie.
Oh, and we've promised to each other that if one of us gets infected, the other will mercy-kill the infected one before he can become a full zombie.
Raid my set of kitchen knives, grab the chainsaw and other garden utensils from the garage. Head over to the paintball course to get some sort of ranged weapon (it's Ireland so firearms aren't extremely common so paintball guns will have to do). Pick up some close friends and hold up in a house which is relatively small, has a good stock of food and an easy escape route.
Alternatively: get a boat and stay on that, but close enough to the mainland to stock up on supplies. Being on an island has it's advantages.
Alternatively: get a boat and stay on that, but close enough to the mainland to stock up on supplies. Being on an island has it's advantages.
Luckily I live in Florida, where guns and ammo are plentiful. I'll raid the local gun stores then run to the middle school. It's built to withstand riots and hurricanes, it'll survive zombies. Only two main entrances, each closed by heavy steel gates, medical station, and food facilities made to serve thousands of students everyday. Lots of room and you can drive through the front gate. You can see that I've really thought about this.
But when was the last time you saw a rotting drowning victim? Rotting flesh would fall apart in water. And Skeletons certainly don't float.Divine Miss Bee said: