Your Zombie survival plan

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ironmace2.0

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Ok people of the escapist we need survival plans! So we can create the ultimante plan and be prepeared for the day we are overwhelmed by zombies which might be soon...very soon (insert evil laugh)
 

keyper159

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My zombie survival plan is to beat everyone with the search bar until they stop making zombie threads.
 

Xvito

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1. Find the search-button.
2. ???
3. Profit.

Seriously people, stop making these threads!

Edit: Is there no way to block Zombie-Threads from being made? If there is, it should be put to use by the people responsible for tech here at the Escapist.
 

Souplex

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I feel the need to inform you that we have about 80 of these threads, while I hate search nazis when it gets into the double digits it gets annoying.

That said, I would drive down to florida, zombies would decompose at a ridiculous rate down there due to extreme heat and humidity. Of course since I am in new york a zombie apocalypse will never happen due to all the rats roaches pigeons and other animals that like eating dead flesh.
 

Garla Mapit

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You better hope you can survive the cold too!

Read The Zombie Survival Guide. It's perfect and answers all your zombie questions. If it's a small amount of zombies defend your house. Larger amount find a more secure area like a school. Zombie apocalypse and you need to flee somewhere and start a new life in the wilderness.
 

Sparrow

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Run to a cinema screening of Jaws 4. Not even the zombies are dumb enough to go there.
 

GodsOneMistake

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Wow this is what the 5th time i've seen this thread this week but i'll play along again

Find a cave in the middle of god knows nowhere fill it with all the necessary supplies food water etc... Construct automatic turrets at the cave entrance a giant ass laser on top of the cave and have an escape tunnel at the back where there is a handy getaway spaceship lol oh and lots and lots of guns
 

Sea Age

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Garla Mapit said:
Read The Zombie Survival Guide.
Thank YOU! Someone understood it!

Also, secure schools depend on where you live. They aren't built like fortresses in every country.
 

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Stay away from off topic forums, avoid possible large gathering of nerds, don't visit..... Oooo this is the zombie survival plan, not the zombie thread survival plan. Amusingly they both exhibit similar characteristics. Namely the fact that they are everywhere in hordes.

/mild attmpt at sarcasm.

Though I do believe I might forgive you since I actually don't recall a survival plan thread in a week or two.

EDIT: Ninja'd big time
 

brokenfingers666

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go to a supermarket after raiding the local diy centre and do the smart thing and put the barricades down

lol i have everything i need! its a zombie plan that me and my mates put forward, cause most likely we'll be the only survivors in wellingborough
 

Dudemeister

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My Zombie survival plan is to PRINT OUT ALL THESE DAMN ZOMBIE SURVIVAL THREADS AND USE THEM TO CONSTRUCT A GIANT SUPER WEAPON, WITH WHICH TO KNOCK THE EARTH OUT OF ORBIT AND INTO THE SUN!
There, no more Earth = no more zombies.
 

Bertruam

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Garla Mapit said:
You better hope you can survive the cold too!

Read The Zombie Survival Guide. It's perfect and answers all your zombie questions. If it's a small amount of zombies defend your house. Larger amount find a more secure area like a school. Zombie apocalypse and you need to flee somewhere and start a new life in the wilderness.
That is a good book.
 

Sea Age

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brokenfingers666 said:
go to a supermarket after raiding the local diy centre and do the smart thing and put the barricades down

lol i have everything i need! its a zombie plan that me and my mates put forward, cause most likely we'll be the only survivors in wellingborough
Supermarkets really isn't as safe as movies and games portray them. And the food won't last forever. The electricity will go at one point, and the food will rot, thus making it a hazardous place to be after a while. ZGS tips: "Always keep on the move" and "No place is safe, only safer".
 

Volucer

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Oh you'd like to know my zombie plan, wouldn't you? Know everyone's plans and then when you get turned you'll know where everyone will be hiding and how well armed they are...I'm sorry I just can't risk that...
 

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ironmace1 said:
Ok people of the escapist we need survival plans! So we can create the ultimante plan and be prepeared for the day we are overwhelmed by zombies which might be soon...very soon (insert evil laugh)
Press the "that was easy" button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

brokenfingers666

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you have got a point there,hmm then i probably build up a convoy and keep moving, more people could mean more vehicles. although petrol would be in short supply it would be easier to drain some pumps then load them into a tanker. a bit like resident evil extinction but load up in military vehicles.
Or do the "the walking dead" comic routine, which is to gang together, find a place to hold up, train in weapons then go out to kick arse.
 

Draxonicar

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Souplex said:
I feel the need to inform you that we have about 80 of these threads, while I hate search nazis when it gets into the double digits it gets annoying.

That said, I would drive down to florida, zombies would decompose at a ridiculous rate down there due to extreme heat and humidity. Of course since I am in new york a zombie apocalypse will never happen due to all the rats roaches pigeons and other animals that like eating dead flesh.
What happens if they are infected-style like in L4D, not walking corpses, just people driven mad, etc ;)