Your Zombie survival plan

[ironmace2.0]

damn you've seen past my cunning plan but you will never figure out my new plan....... .... ....... ..... I like doing that

 

[ironmace2.0]

You better hope you can survive the cold too!

Read The Zombie Survival Guide. It's perfect and answers all your zombie questions. If it's a small amount of zombies defend your house. Larger amount find a more secure area like a school. Zombie apocalypse and you need to flee somewhere and start a new life in the wilderness.

thank you for the advice! I will now read it... Wow what I just said was a bit retarded but I will still read it

 

[keyton777]

build a shack on top of one of those radio tower things that are like 400ft tall, get provisions for years, plenty of sniper bullets, and lets not forget the mortar cannons.


then i would steal a thermo-nuclear bomb as a fail safe after i get ovverrun (provided the zombies can climb that far up) and decide that i should be fleeing, jump out on a hng glider, and one im at least 10miles away, set off the 80mega ton bomb

 

[smokeybearsb]

I vote getting a large group of people together to get some insight on possible solutions, cause I'll probably be shaking from excitement.
That's like my dream apocalypse.

EDIT: Haha I just noticed I had 69 posts /immaturity

 

[Zorg Machine]

Alaska. If zombies can survive the cold, I'm screwed.

as it turns out zombies getting to Alaska is a big threat because they are indefinitely sustained due to the not rotting in a cold place.
I have a prison close to where I live and that's the best zombie hideout there is (except for a self sustaining, food producing, indestructible ball covered in guns)

 

[supermaster1337]

Call Chuck Norris!

 

[Skeleon]

Get to the highest possible point in the Alps and stay there.
Anywhere where the terrain is clearly laid out, easily defendable and/or solitary is good. You don't want any slow-ass zombies creeping up on you from behind!
Maybe I can pick up a gun and a bunch of ammunition on the way there so I can defend said position if necessary.
Hopefully, no zombie will ever come to my hidey-hole, though.

 

[Oopsie]

My Zombie survival plan is to PRINT OUT ALL THESE DAMN ZOMBIE SURVIVAL THREADS AND USE THEM TO CONSTRUCT A GIANT SUPER WEAPON, WITH WHICH TO KNOCK THE EARTH OUT OF ORBIT AND INTO THE SUN!
There, no more Earth = no more zombies.

I will help fund this operation.

 

[Sevre]

Guys, I think we've made a meme! Take that 4chan!

 

[Clirck]

My Zombie survival plan is to PRINT OUT ALL THESE DAMN ZOMBIE SURVIVAL THREADS AND USE THEM TO CONSTRUCT A GIANT SUPER WEAPON, WITH WHICH TO KNOCK THE EARTH OUT OF ORBIT AND INTO THE SUN!
There, no more Earth = no more zombies.

You need a hand ?

 

[akIceman]

Alaska. If zombies can survive the cold, I'm screwed.

Get your own dang state- this one is taken. By me. 'cause I live here. And don't need people attracting zombies up here.

 

[systhicsfg]

1. Find the search-button.
2. ???
3. Profit.

Seriously people, stop making these threads!

Edit: Is there no way to block Zombie-Threads from being made? If there is, it should be put to use by the people responsible for tech here at the Escapist.

You missed step 2. Use search button.

In all seriousness, does every single person have to complain, myself included. We do have a good point though.

I realise that old threads die, but they die for a reason, namely that everyone runs out of funny or useful/on topic things to say. And 2.34 hours later chances are they'll still be out of things to say. other than "SEARCH BUTTON"!!

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

My plan is to steal someone elses plans. Their doomsday plans to be exact. Then I will be king of the zombies!!! (Until my inevitable demise when my hordes turn on me and eat my brains as I yell "HOW?!!! This cannot be happening!")

 

[lwm3398]

Get an Alucard or a Ceras. Screw Walter, (Never thought I'd ever say that) all he has is twine. I want an immortal shape shifter that can become a dog, a puddle of blood, or a bat, and still always become a bad ass dude in a red trench coat again.

 

[Fairee]

*rolls eyes* Zombies are never going to actually be real. Therefore I haven't wasted my time making a redundant plan.

 

[lwm3398]

Alaska. If zombies can survive the cold, I'm screwed.

Get your own dang state- this one is taken. By me. 'cause I live here. And don't need people attracting zombies up here.

Oh, he won't attract the zombies alone. He will just attract more of said zombies.

 

[Gameslayer_93]

Alaska. If zombies can survive the cold, I'm screwed.

u got that from Resident Evil Extinction didn't u?
OT:hide out in the house of Mr. Barr (guy who owns irn-bru who lives near me) with a sniper rifle, a minigun, a bigass helicopter and a fuckload of ammo

 

[Fenix_Santiago]

I'd just sit chilling and follow the code from Shaun of the dead with my friends, and maybe copy time crisis by saying everytime we fight ACTION!

 

[dwightsteel]

Alaska. If zombies can survive the cold, I'm screwed.

...most of Alaska isn't cold year round.

I live on an island in Southeast Alaska, and everyone here has guns, and lots of them. I just don't see zombies posing a big problem to us. If they managed to get here, we'd be more then equipped to hold them off, and our area is mostly still forested, which means we could survive off the land almost indefinitely if the apocalypse took the rest of the world.

 

[DazZ.]

I'm in vigorous training with the zombie apocalypse simulators that make up the majority of the survival horror genre.