Your Zombie Survival Plan

[GahzlyGriffon]

Same way as always (note: i live in uk so its harder to get a gun)

get my rucksack(a proper one) stick all the food,amo,clothes(if possible)
either go to a local shooting range and get a 22.rifle+amo (its shity but will do for now)
get whatever mode of transport i can and go to a local military base(st athan) and get a l85+amo(this may be a bit tricky but with zombies about and my previous access they may let me in)

if the bases is to dangerous for me to stay i would go somewhere isolated with a radio that i could get food easilly most likely a light house

long term.
Fish for food,search for survivors,use radio to contact a boat of sorts,find out and join the
last remenants of human civilisation.
SURVIVE
FIND CURE

the end

 

[Wintermoot]

follow the advice in Max Brooks zombie survival guide and dont get gnawed

 

[enriel]

I have no plan. Zombies can not and will not ever be a problem I have to deal with.

you and the other people like you are lame. use your imagination and come up with a plan for this situation. of course no one believe zombies are real. they havent been real for 1000s of years, not since they died out in an extinction event.

Just have some fun and stop being downers

Step 1 - Make a foolproof Zombie Survival Plan.

Step 2 - Assume that every other person currently alive has done the exact same thing.

Step 3 - Assume that on this plan is the possibility of murdering people who stand to ruin the plan.

Step 4 - Rewrite the plan to something slightly less foolproof so as to avoid the crazy ass survivalists.

Do not go to places that you would immediately think of because EVERYBODY immediately thought of that and someone will definitely want to murder you. Otherwise, find food, don't get bit. Either survive til society figures out how to unfuck itself...or don't. Then proceed to consume everything.

EDIT: Also, two words - Bear Suit.

 

[silversnake4133]

Barricade myself in a super wal-mart with a few other survivors, pick off any that will be in the building then wait it out, making sure to rationalize the food and use up the perishable items first.

When that plan falls apart, I'll search for survivors then re-enact Left 4 Dead (since the game was set not to far from where I live, I'll know where to go. )

 

[Sonicron]

I have no plan. Zombies can not and will not ever be a problem I have to deal with.

you and the other people like you are lame. use your imagination and come up with a plan for this situation. of course no one believe zombies are real. they havent been real for 1000s of years, not since they died out in an extinction event.

Just have some fun and stop being downers

Don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against fiction - in fact, I prefer it over reality. However, zombies (or 'infected' or whatever retarded zombie alternative may be out there) are not fun for me, and I've disliked anything related to them for as long as I can remember.

I will, however, admit that I've not yet watched Zombieland, and seeing how it got so much praise I'm going to give it a chance regardless of personal sentiment.

 

[Jackalb]

There's a TA base near me I'd probably head there, whence I get there and it turns out to be overrun with teh dead I'd probably just try to get out of the city.

 

[Fanta Grape]

I'd barricade myself using all the "Zombie plan" threads on The Escapist.

They'd never get me.

You win the internet.

OT: Find a few friends, get some melee weapons and go all out.

 

[katsumoto03]

Strip down to my boxers, wear a cooking pot on my head and declare myself the Lich King. Works every time.

 

[WhiteandNeardy99]

See 'The Zombie Survival Guide' by Mr Max Brooks to see complete details of my survival plan.

 

[Hippobatman]

Zombies suck. It's a scientific fact. [http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html]

So, lock the doors, barricade the windows and hide in the basement until the outbreak stops.

 

[DaemonicShadow]

I've thought this through meticulously.
Step 1: Depart from lovely estate I live on. Make five minute walk to nearby council estate armed with one of my katanas.
Step 2: Search council estate until I find inevitable illegal firearm. This is Manchester, after all.
Step 3: Make my way to nearby mini-mart. Loot.
Step 4: Make my way to nearby general hospital. There is a tunnel-like walkway that goes from one building to another. Barricade both entrances, settle down in the middle and wait to be rescued.

 

[MrJKapowey]

I have THIRTY THREE zombie survival plans!

In thirty two of them I use Griff as fresh meat bait to distract the zombies whilst I escape!

In my thirty third plan I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus. Just so I can devour Griff!

^
This

 

[Da pyro man 999]

I would try to get to the T.A/army cadet center round the corner. I would raid the armory there and hide out. The center is surounded by a 12ft fence so i should be safe until i run out of supplys

 

[mr. genocide]

Put on a hocky mask and grab a chainsaw while making my way to a large shopping mall

(I'd also carry a fat guy around in case I needed to blobk bullets, distract zombies or get hungry)

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

A robot apocalypse would be a far bigger threat than yummy dead corpses walking around for maggots to consume.

Which is a bigger threat?
This:

Or this: