LOOOLBebop said:You're a god. You will pull up in front of the player and a bunch of your hoes will follow you. As you strut towards the player in a diamond studded suit, he draws his mighty bow (they always seem to choose rangers) and try to shoot you. Being the badass you are, you deflect this blow with your ring. Then you take the cane that you are holding and slam it on the ground, causing the player to be teleported to some strip club.HoneyVision said:This is so my boss music. Nothing tells the pathetic protagonist to stick it like this track does.
Then you bust through the door in an explosion of fashion and fabulousness. As soon as the doors hit the floor that songs starts to play. Your cane turns into a lighting shooting staff and it kills the player in one hit.
This should probably take place in Demons Souls 2, you have my permission.
I was thinking that the protagonist would attempt to draw his sword but I'd just command my army of naked women to mesmerize him and once then eat him alive. But your way works too!