Assuming this guy wieghs 350 pounds and is a brick shithouse, this would call for something good... something badass... THIS WOULD WORK!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpc5_3B5xdk. then I would run as fast as I could
If I have a good chance of surviving then this would work...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9LL2tp0xgk
So as you can see I wouldnt take the fight serious at all.