You're an Ice-cream truck driver, what song do you play?

[Professor James]

Obligatory words to avoid low content warning.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor...

Dammit, I knew I was gonna get ninja'd. So I looked before I posted. Sure enough. Cheers to you.

We can both play it, to make up for the lack of income we'll likely get from it.

 

[Trololo Punk]

"I am ice cream man, running over fat kids with my van".

 

[Shoggoth2588]

wait, it has to be 16 bit? Well if that's the case then I know the perfect child-bait for my ice cream truck:

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

I'd play the nyan cat tune throughout the street. Then when I sell the icecreams I'd play like a boss by thelonelyisland.

 

[the rye]

I would play some Mahler, that would get people in the mood for ice cream (sarcasm).

 

[emeraldrafael]

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Found the 8 bit version

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EDIT: Screw your rules, I have ice cream, which means I have mad money!

... however, to comply (though I'd still go with my first two choices)

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[Ghaleon640]

Noone gets left behind by five fingered death punch. This would be where I become either a horrible person and drive just slightly faster then the kids can run, or I stop for all of them and make it late to every stop.

 

[kek13]

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DGYlliJe8I&feature=related


And then I'll lean out the window and yell "RUN *****, RUN!"

I kid of course but that would be funny as hell.

 

[jyork89]

I love the smell of Ice Cream in the morning... The smell, you know the creamy smell. The whole neighborhood. Smelled like... deliciousness.

 

[Aeroastrix]

Of course it'd be this..

IT'S THE FINAL FUDGE BAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHdfTEbPZGc&feature=related

Or how about some 8-bit Dubstep!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTjfyJd8uOU

 

[Kadoodle]

And the ice cream would probably taste better because of it.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Probably this


or


and I'd pimp out the truck to have TVs on the side showing this.

 

[The Random One]

I'm being a smartass and nobody can stop me!

It strikes me that one could actually get away with it if they had a midi-like version of this song.

 

[Super Toast]

Anything by Cannibal Corpse.

 

[commodore96]

Because sometimes I dont feel like giving you that ninja turtles popsicle

 

[AgDr_ODST]

a 16 bit remix of Candy Shop by 50 Cent

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably have to join you with this. You need a fleet of ice cream trucks blaring this in perfect unison whilst tearing down the street.

I actually Lol'ed.

I would have to agree with this one. That, or Hell's Bells.

 

[Silent Anima]

OR
Or Quite Possibly
lulz

 

[Jamash]

I'd choose something in the public domain, that was I wouldn't destroy my profit margin by having to pay royalties.

I'd probably go for a simple classic like Greensleeves or Scarborough Fair.