You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Fenring]

I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.

One hug/high-five via the internet to anyone who gets that.

"Now it's time for me to sing, sing, siiiiiiiing! I'm (BLAM)"

Saw it opening night. Wonderfully obscure reference, that.

So, you want a hug or a high-five?

 

[Aedwynn]

"Don't interrupt! I'm busy walking around in circles for no discernible reason."

 

[Do4600]

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it only matters that you bought the game.

 

[terribleyetfun]

link get the hell outta here I`m calling the guards.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

Some looks like their in desperate need of an emergency hug!

 

[Walrus42]

"Ok, I have a really important thing to tell you!"
..And that's all I'll say

 

[MercurySteam]

PENIS!

Sorry. I'll look for something more mature........"Boom, headshot"

 

[IceFrogger1313]

[Default text]

 

[ThaBenMan]

"So, you're the main character, huh? Well, you better not fuck up, cuz unbeknownst to you, behind every one of those 'GAME OVER' screens, me and the rest of the village get ass-raped to death by the Orcish Horde that you don't prevent from invading because you're dead. And then when you load a saved game, we're ressurected again... but the memories... they never go away..." *stares blankly into the distance, the PC backs away slowly...*

 

[Dragon_Master7593]

So... I herd u liek mudkipz.

 

[djpobletay]

Drink Powerthirst or you will turn into me.

If you dont know look it up.

 

[Kelethor]

" theres a microphone in the cake!"

 

[Evan452]

"Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!"

Got another: "Hey guess what? You just lost the game."

 

[Feuver]

I'd say "Are you going to go Postal again?"

Just to make a slick reference to a shock game...

 

[SharPhoe]

"Allow me to spoil the ending of this game for you..."

 

[Abedeus]

*spinning a giant minigun* GYAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MOOOOREEEE!!!

 

[Acid Armageddon]

"Underneath these clothes, I'm naked....."

 

[Chicago Ted]

"Hi my name is Fargoth, can you help find my ring?"

I would be killed instantly

 

[Chicago Ted]

Oh! Or I would say:

"I cut the bottoms of my pockets out so don't even try pickpocketing me!"

Someone wouldn't realize the consequences of their actions until it was far too late.