You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Whiskyjakk]

You know what they call a Big Mac in France?

 

[Harbinger_]

I am not the person you're looking for. Go steal from the villagers' homes and leave me be.

 

[Osaris]

"LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!"

after the player turns back to where i stood only a large puddle of blood and a shoe remains.

and the game never explains what happened.

 

[brtshstel]

"I'm only here as a plot device"

"PCs are better than Macs."

"Macs are overrated, never forget that"

"Olive Garden is not really Italian food"

"Thanks for talking to me, you now have tuberculosis"

"See, there's three kinds of people, Chuck..."

 

[AlphaOmega]

 

[ZonerZ]

"I must warn you, I'm a necessary character for the storyline. Attacking will only knock me uncoscious. Strike me down and I will rise again and attack." (Player stabs/shoots/torches me, I stagger back and clutch my wound) "Well, I'll be damned." (dies)

 

[galdon2004]

"I hid the key well"

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Stay in school.

 

[johnman]

You know what they call a Big Mac in France?

Royal with cheese?

 

[Blind0bserver]

"Don't forget to reload."

 

[SnowCold]

Spy demoman
that way I can still play tf2

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Didn't read every reply - probably already posted but:

"Yea, so this fortune teller told me I was going to die today"

-Adapted from Dark Messiah

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

President Eden: Ofcourse I'm a computer you moron!!!

 

[the_joker1112]

"dont poke me."

or

"if you keep talking to me, ill just keep saying this same sentence."

 

[searanox]

I speeel my dreenk.

Aahahahaha.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

This still going on? That´s nice.
"There´s a hole in your mind."
or
"Hey mister! Have you seen my lines of dialogue? I only got this one."

EDIT: Ooh, got one more.
"I´m an NPC. You might think there´s something in me, but in fact I am just an ordinary NPC"

 

[Llil]

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

 

[Daye.04]

Hum .. I guess I'd say.

"Did you remember to unplug the toaster?"

 

[TurretedCasius]

"George Washington's Nutsack!"

 

[Wesker_Chick]

*stabby*

"Oh I'm sorry, I'm one of those non-killable NPCs...have a nice day!"