You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[BIGpanda]

"would you like to save your file now?"

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Hey! Who put out the lights?"
or
"Are you my mummy?"

 

[Archemetis]

"It was me! I was the bad guy all along!!"

 

[gamegod25]

Press X to not die! oops too late.

 

[Steve Dark]

"Next time you talk to me I'll say something different."

 

[Cortheya]

"Stand 10 feet from me with a rocket launcher and fire it directly down for AUTO-WIN!!"

 

[shadow_pirate22]

Stop playing this, go outside, and live your life damnit!

 

[imPacT31]

Its probably already been said but ...

"Here take this med-kit".

 

[InvisibleMilk]

It's dangerous to go alone!

"The entrance to the cave is blocked by THICK ICE. You will need the FIRE ROD."

 

[Albino Ninja]

"ERrOr MessAge #43380. If yOu CAn HeAr thiS YOur GAmE iS BuGged." *NPC snickers*
I wonder how many would try and return the game?
or "if you talk to me without hitting the action button I will give you a secret test weapon."

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

BEEEEG AMEREEECAAAAN TIIIITTTIIIIIESSSS!

 

[Dreamaniac]

"What? You were expecting me to have relevant information? This isn't a videogame, you know."

 

[E-mantheseeker]

[Xbox 360] Seriously you're playing this game on the Xbox 360, it's so much better on the PS3.
[PS3] Seriously you're playing this game on the PS3, it's so much better on the Xbox 360.
[PC] Seriously you're playing this game on the PC, it's so much better on the consoles.

What about if the person is playing on the Wii?

I realize you might have left it out on purpose, so that someone like me would ask about it and you would reply with a funny/snarky comment... or maybe you genuinely forgot it?

 

[Audemas]

Oh shit, it's Macy Gray with porkchop sideburns!!

 

[Audemas]

Don't cross the streams.

 

[gr33l]

"how is babby formed?" or "hit its weak point for massive damage"

 

[BlackWatch]

[Xbox 360] Seriously you're playing this game on the Xbox 360, it's so much better on the PS3.
[PS3] Seriously you're playing this game on the PS3, it's so much better on the Xbox 360.
[PC] Seriously you're playing this game on the PC, it's so much better on the consoles.

What about if the person is playing on the Wii?

I realize you might have left it out on purpose, so that someone like me would ask about it and you would reply with a funny/snarky comment... or maybe you genuinely forgot it?

[Wii] Seriously your playing this game on the Wii, Nintendo is so 1990.

 

[sumanoskae]

NII!!!