You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[DerekWillis]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

Hehe... stupid Ulrich Leland. He got what he deserved.

OT:

I have come down with a rare case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis it seems...

Damn dude, I told you that you shouldn't try to snort cilica dust!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

it really depends. If I am just a mook npc who's sole purpose for existence is to get beaten down by the hero I might just do a "Banzai Charge" yelling "Wasabi!"
Or "Wait, how much did you pay for this?" and laugh uncontrollably.

 

[The Black Adder]

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."

 

[PlasticPorter]

"Build more farms."

 

[Neesa]

"Bitches get stitches."

 

[beddo]

Crouching makes you more effective.

 

[Shycte]

"I AM NOT THAT KIND OF ORC"

 

[MiketheBassMan]

Can you help me find my dog?

 

[tsb247]

"I said come in, don't stand there"

Those who know, KNOW.

Barkeep from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. right?

I would say, "Come back and see me again! If you don't, I'll pluck out your eyes!"

 

[Reg5879]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

"You're already dead!"

 

[Daveman]

Guide to performing a stealth kill: Go up the back alley, where the sun doesn't shine, and take the man from behind.

 

[HypnotizedCOW]

"Please man.... Just kill me. I've been standing here for 3 weeks in a constant loophole sentence that just..... WONT.... STOP."

 

[Gr333d]

STOP!!!! Hammertime!

 

[WilliamWhite1]

If you talk to me enough times, you'll get an achievement.

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[Charli]

"Until the end."

Anyone who knows exactly what that line /is/ gets a trophy.