You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Anarchemitis]

Overwatch, extractor contained, press in press in.

 

[ae86gamer]

I need bout $3.50.

 

[Timewave Zero]

Heil, mein kamerade!

*Falls over and dies*

 

[prinxess]

So you want to defeat every mage in this realm! :O

 

[Abako]

Stay a while and listen.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

I went to college!

 

[Pain_Inflictor]

Klaatu barada nikto.

 

[Sindaine]

"Please suh, I want some 'ore!"

 

[Husky.Gnoll]

"Who ja ganna kill"

 

[The_Chief]

"FO ALLA" then i explode killing player.

 

[Neonbob]

Due to the phenomenally low chances of a player interacting with this character, they say nothing.

Or:

As you step out of the starting area: "Welcome to the world of fetishistic man-hating troglodytes. I have a quest for you: go find the missing testicle of the Everblue giant of constant eye irritation. It is rumored to be located near the massive tit-shaped mountains that lie northfast of the river Uurin. Return to me when you have found the testical, and you shall recieve a shiny gold turtle."

 

[Voltaggia]

"Damn, I just lost The Game"

 

[NeoAC]

"I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to talk to is unavailable at this time, so please try again later."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Congratulations! By talking to me, you have contracted a deadly illness! You will die in 3, 2, 1..."

 

[PandarenBa]

"Hudda hudda hudda, it's down there and you won't get it!"

 

[Shapsters]

THIS NPC HAS NO DIALOGUE

 

[brighteye]

We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.

 

[Timewave Zero]

Due to the phenomenally low chances of a player interacting with this character, they say nothing.

Or:

As you step out of the starting area: "Welcome to the world of fetishistic man-hating troglodytes. I have a quest for you: go find the missing testicle of the Everblue giant of constant eye irritation. It is rumored to be located near the massive tit-shaped mountains that lie northfast of the river Uurin. Return to me when you have found the testical, and you shall recieve a shiny gold turtle."

That is EPIC!!!