You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Salmaras]

Use the middle stick to stop bullets.

 

[Cargando]

'Hey down there! Supplies!'

 

[rylus5]

beat every level on epic difficulty without dieing or getting hit to unlock the "ihavenolife" armour

 

[LockHeart]

"So hang on, I'm supposed to lead you and your player-controlled friends through the monster-infested dungeon? Hell no, I know how that shit works!"

 

[MasterSqueak]

"But thou must!"

 

[LockHeart]

"You know what, Mr Hero? Damn you and your quest!"

 

[Nukey]

"don't press A to not jump!"

 

[CrysisMcGee]

Why did they spend so much time designing me if I'm not that important?

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

*sigh* Great, they put me in another stupid, tight, skimpy outfit so I can freeze my ass off again.

 

[Nukey]

hi im a Jehovah's witness i want to talk to you about Jesus chri- hey wearing you going!?!?!

 

[darkenergy134]

"My mommy tells me not to talk to strangers."

 

[Rassan]

Where did Waldo go?

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

I AINT GOT NO FUCKIN GREETING
OR i would stalk the player singing smooth criminal.

 

[TheSentinel]

Game over man! Game over! *dies*

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[lodo_bear]

The MacGuffin! The MacGuffin! Where is the MacGuffin?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Have you heard about Mudcrabs? Nasty buggers!