Donning my top hat and monocle I leap out of my house, backflipping down the stairs that lead to the pathway. The wizards that summoned my epic power ask again "Are you sure you want to brave the dangers of Naz Theral to do battle with Steven? Legend says that none have returned from there before." without breaking stride (and therefore backflips) I respond lightning quick "They didn't come back because... THEY ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS I." as I pull off a triple reverse tuck, conjure a beer from thin air, proceed to land and then calmly begin to sip the chilled bevarage. The wizard, taken back by my awesome show of power, collects himself and upon regaining his wits summons a massive portal, in blatant defial of the laws of Physics lay down by the most powerful of wizards, Newton. Upon gazing at the gaping maw of raw energy that was this portal and discerning that it leads to the entrance of Naz Theral, I put on a pair of sunglasses, finished the beer, and calmy strode inside.
The portal felt like a thousand arms of energy ripping at my body, attempting to de-limb my body. I was at the very brink of my highly circumstantial skill, de-limbing resistance, when the feeling abruptly ended. Looking around to see a dank tunnel, I knew I was here. Also, my hat was missing - Now it was personal.
Utilising more of my epic magical top-hattery (the highest form of hat based magic, I am so awesome I can do it WITHOUT A HAT)I bound through the roof, passing multiple levels of the tower, luckily enough skipping an endless parade of demons, effectively changing what could have been hours of typing into a few seconds worth. A few minutes into my self induced flight I reached the top of the tower and saw Steven, his cape glistened in the moonlight, raising his cane and preparing his top hat he smiled with a smug sense of self-satisfaction and said to me "Hey man, can you spare some change for the train" taken back by this innapropriate character development, he pounced - cane at the ready, striking for my head. Standing completely still I absorbed the blow, yelling out "I AM AWESOME." Shocked, he said "Shit man, you are. Lets team up and take over the world, it'll be a laugh!" Upon considering this new evidence I accepted and we created a new world where I was leader, with Steven as my secretary. It was a better world, with unicorns and rainbows and flowers and dancing. Also, I got my hat back (turns out it was on my head the whole time) and then I built a castle out of everything nice in the world, then burnt it and rode my T-Rex to my next target: The Moon.
In conclusion, I would probably do the awesome quest, but I'm not sure.
I'll still have to pick up a few knives and a projectile weapon, though...
