You're called to an epic adventure? What do you do?

[mrhappyface]

I'd take the Bilbo option. Say "Fuck no!" at first. But then, he invites all his dwarf friends to drink all your beer and eat all your cheap microwave food. So you have no choice but go along with the damn batsard.

 

[Shockolate]

What's in it for me? Does it involve my world going boom? Do I get to have sex with some magical princess or something? I need facts! How am I supposed to make an educated decision if I don't know what's going on?

*ALERT! THE WORLD WILL GO BOOM IN 10 SECONDS BECAUSE THIS JERK COULDN'T DECIDE WHAT TO DO!*

............Shit.

 

[Souplex]

What do you mean "Become the Messianic savior/chosen one"?

 

[Flight]

I'd go for it; normal life is boring.

 

[ultrachicken]

I don't trust people with silly hats.

 

[jakkuss]

I chose long ago. I will remain a humble firefighter and shy away from any heroic gestures.

 

[GreyEarth]

The wizardy-weirdo had better be pretty damn convincing, otherwise its scotch and a joint for me.

 

[Severse]

Hmmmm.........I'd only do it if I can bring a big group of people, considering I more or less choose my friends based on potential future circumstances (Zombies, aliens, any supernatural swarms, etc.), otherwise.....

Actually, I'd still do it

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Well, if video games have taught me anything, it's that if you're on a world saving quest, people are cool with you just walking into their house and taking shit, so, yeah, I'd be down.

Also, I guess I care about the world and everyone and whatever.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I like my weed but you don't wouldn't need to ask me twice. Hell to the frickin yeah Im going either way(meaning live or die) I'll be a legend and being remembered is all I need

 

[Deleted]

I would do it just because I have nothing else to do. Also I would bring a staff chick with me to use the spells and heal me.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

odo i get a BFG? some allies? ok sure. plus plasma guns are magically light so it wouldnt be THAT hard.

plus i coul send my "love interest"(STOP AVOIDING ME) a message saying "i saved planet earth JUST for you!"

Well, if video games have taught me anything, it's that if you're on a world saving quest, people are cool with you just walking into their house and taking shit, so, yeah, I'd be down.

Also, I guess I care about the world and everyone and whatever.

that, my friend, vastly improved my day,er,night, but whatev ya that was hilarious.

 

[War Pony]

I think the only way I'd pass up SUPER ADVENTURE TIME OMG WIZAAAAARDS! *noodle arm*~ is if the blue pill was a suppository. Maybe.

 

[Zoph]

I'm always keen for an epic quest! Id ask for a staff and pointy hat for myself, then go along for the adventure. Normal life doesn't seem to have as much of a chance for space aliens and magic, unfortunately.

 

[Criquefreak]

Epic quest to save the world. Alright, I'm game, but no matter the outcome, I'm blaming it on someone else. There is no way I want the attention. Plus, imagine how many people will probably come calling about all their missing possessions once the world is saved.

 

[Siberian Relic]

Normal is overrated. I'd go for the epic, even if no one saw it or heard about it.

 

[Coldman42]

Yes, i would go save the world/galaxy.

Life is far to boring to pass on something like that. Also i would want to know how the FUCK someone as unqualified as i am destined to save the world. Is it a special skill i have, something i was born with, or is my personality just the only one that won't be corrupted by all the power i need to save the world/galaxy? Finding that out alone would be worth doing it.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Of course I'd do it. I'd always regret not going on the adventure, if I opted out.