You're drinking right now aren't you?

[Raxi]

I'm remarkably drunk, but my one drunken talent is near perfect grammar/spelling. POST YOUR DRUNKEN TALENT!

P.S. Cheers!

 

[Marter]

I have never been, and never plan to be drunk, and therefore will not discover my "Drunken talent".

I will however say that I have very good spelling/grammar even after not sleeping much. That's kinda close, right?

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Singing songs! At least on Rock Band I am.

 

[AvsJoe]

I get increasingly better at Risk the drunker I am.

 

[Radeonx]

I become magically amazing at platforming games when drunk.
That's it, pretty much.

 

[spartan1077]

Not being drunk! Oh wait...

 

[DazZ.]

Swimming in cold water without giving a crap about my freezing testicles, I love drunken swims.

 

[Raxi]

Okay, so we have some edge kids on here, I'm cool with that too. Edge kids! You're cool in my book!


Carry on Escapees.

 

[Phlakes]

Being the designated driver, and therefore not drunk.

 

[Ham_authority95]

When I'm drunk, I'm no longer sober

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Perfect recall, and I can still play a W+M1 Pyro.

 

[lacktheknack]

I vomit profusely upon drinking.

I'm alcohol intolerant, so I cannot ever get drunk.

 

[NiceGurl_14]

I've not been drunk before so I have no idea.

 

[Master Kuja]

I have the sudden ability to become religious and begin worshipping my latent deity, otherwise known as the Porcelain God.

[small]In other words, I throw up a lot.[/small]

 

[Lambi]

I have never been, and never plan to be drunk, and therefore will not discover my "Drunken talent".

You and me both. I've never drunk a drop of alcohol in my life, and never plan to. So, I have no "drunken ability."

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I have the same drunken talent as you OP! haha Its quite the talent to possess when drunk texting people, because they can't tell if you're actually drunk or not!

Other than that...I don't know.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Super apathy.
Like normal apathy, but super.

Also an incredible ability to chug down any alcoholic beverage that I would normally despise.
Lager, for instance. Also one time lighter fluid.

 

[MagicMouse]

The ability to not be drunk.

In other words, the ability to do EVERYTHING better than a drunk person.

 

[Yokai]

Welp, I've gotten drunk all of once, but poetry. It's all stand-up, though, so I have no examples. Probably for the best.

 

[Raxi]

I have the same drunken talent as you OP! haha Its quite the talent to possess when drunk texting people, because they can't tell if you're actually drunk or not!

Other than that...I don't know.

Oh god I'm so guilty of Drunk texting it's ridiculous. I think I've texted about my entire contact list minus family with flirtatious text.