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Lyri

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I have the ability to Sober up and not aquire hangovers.

When the situation demands it, I step up to the plate as

SOBER MAN!
 

Dogstile

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I get better at playing guitar hero and guitar while drunk. To the point of I frequently 100% songs provided my friends force feed me vodka while I play (That is my demand).
 

Mr.Pandah

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Raxi said:
Mr.Pandah said:
I have the same drunken talent as you OP! haha Its quite the talent to possess when drunk texting people, because they can't tell if you're actually drunk or not!

Other than that...I don't know.
Oh god I'm so guilty of Drunk texting it's ridiculous. I think I've texted about my entire contact list minus family with flirtatious text.
So true. So true...it makes for interesting conversations the next day though! haha
 

PrototypeC

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My drunken ability? I don't know, but the two times I ever got close to drunk (that is, not even morning-headache drunk), I found that the same amount ingested by others renders them slurring, falling-over wasted. So, perhaps being genetically not a lightweight?
 

Raxi

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PrototypeC said:
My drunken ability? I don't know, but the two times I ever got close to drunk (that is, not even morning-headache drunk), I found that the same amount ingested by others renders them slurring, falling-over wasted. So, perhaps being genetically not a lightweight?
Possible, I'm typically not a lightweight, but it all depends on what I'm drinking. Beer and Wine get me drunk quicker and more often than Hard Liqour; in which I have to imbibe a larger quantity to get drunk.
 

Eumersian

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I have never been drunk, but I did have to take percocet after my surgery. The dosage made me pretty incapable of doing anything. Although I was able to hold back my vomit for a time. I wanted to throw up the whole time I was on the stuff. I stopped after 3 days for just that reason (this was also when I finally did throw up). I'd rather be in pain and able to pay attention to stuff than be "painless" and nauseous all the time.

Also, have you ever taken NyQuil or something and stayed awake? The night before my AP Bio test I decided to study, take some medicine, study a bit more, and then sleep. I lay in bed, closing my eyes, but I was unable to sleep for some reason. I tried to get up and do stuff, but that didn't work since I felt way to tired to do anything. I couldn't even sit up in bed without feeling like crap.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Raxi said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
I can perform all the duties of a groomsman while drunk.
I Loled so hard.
Good to know I brightened someone's day. In all seriousness, I was drunk off my happy ass. I don't remember any part of the wedding from drinking at random bars around town while the girls were getting pictures up until walking up the aisle after the ceremony. That is a grand total of six hours I can't remember.
 

Superior Mind

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I can fall asleep with a beer bottle balanced on my chest and wake up without spilling it. I woke up once at a party and there were a bunch of stoners just staring at me breathing.
 

teutonicman

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Lyri said:
I have the ability to Sober up and not aquire hangovers.

When the situation demands it, I step up to the plate as

SOBER MAN!
The lack of hang overs is a fantastic power I must say. I do always get a bit of a cotton mouth in the morning after though.
 

Raxi

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Good to know I brightened someone's day. In all seriousness, I was drunk off my happy ass. I don't remember any part of the wedding from drinking at random bars around town while the girls were getting pictures up until walking up the aisle after the ceremony. That is a grand total of six hours I can't remember.

haha hell yeah, sounds like a good time. I was at a party last weekend, Drank alot. Woke up in the bathtub with some chick on top of me, didn't even know her name. Lost a good 4 hours of time.

Edited for bad quoting
 

Drakane

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In my younger days... aka a few years ago when still a minor.. i became a world class sprinter/hurdler while drunk. No cop nor friend could keep pace when i took off.
 

ISawAFish

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My drunk talent would have to be dancing with my feet on fire.
I've only done it 3 times but I was pretty damn good at it
 

Mcupobob

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My drunken ability is saying all the wrong things and then suddenly getting pissed at nothing and then sulking afterwards.

I'm not a very good drunk.
 

Raxi

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Mcupobob said:
My drunken ability is saying all the wrong things and then suddenly getting pissed at nothing and then sulking afterwards.

I'm not a very good drunk.
It takes practice. The key is to remember having a good time is why you're drinking in the first place.
 

JSkunk22

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Never been drunk, but when I get close my friends who have drank more than me destroy the buzz completely, so instead I take care of them.