You're God. What do you look like?

[MiskWisk]

Okay, while having some power fantasies, imagining myself as a God-like entity, I suddenly got to thinking, "How would I appear to my worshippers?". After a little bit of thinking, I decided on either Cthulhu (yay imaginative and un-originality!) or as a British gentleman with a top hat, monocle, cane and suit, because why not.

Now I know that the people on the Escapist have better imaginations than me, so my question to you all is:

If you were God, what would you look like?

Edit: In fact, I might end up appearing as the flying spaghetti monster just to mess with people.

 

[Spambot 3000]

Imagine a magnificent unicorn with a coat in a colour you've never seen.
That is me.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

If I was god, I would look just like me.

Just so that when people finally get a look, they can go, "...Is that it?"

 

[SckizoBoy]

Hmmm... I'd be a shapeshifter, see what it'd be like to have tits and all that... ¬_¬

However:

Spoiler: Default setting

Just so as people go 'awww'... the fools, they know nothing! *insert silly laugh*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Like myself

Because I like being a narcissist in this situation >.>

 

[Esotera]

Spoiler: Death from above!

I don't know if I'd bother taking a physical form if I were a God (unless it was absolutely necessary as part of the bargain). But whatever it was, I'd probably go with some sort of flight & outer-space breathing powers.

 

[Coffeejack]

This baby right here:

Spoiler

Nobody could harm such a thing, not even if they could get it down from the ceiling. Thank you, Mr. Dilkington.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Like me, I guess. At least, depending on the situation... If I felt like it, I could take a more terrifying form...

 

[C F]

I always thought about wearing some sleek, alien looking sort of full body armor. Kind of like Sauron, but without all the spikes and drab metallic black. And definitely a less tacky helmet.
I think I'll have to go through some drafts.

I would also never directly speak while in said armor. Instead, I'll mentally project my will to designated underlings, and they will relay my wishes.

 

[Wraith]

To my true followers, I'd appear as myself, except dressed like Rob Zombie.
To the sinners, I'd appear as the most horrifying thing the could ever imagine.

 

[Andy Shandy]

A mixture of Hugh Laurie, Joel McHale and David Tennant. Those magnificently handsome bastards.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

This:

Spoiler

What did you expect me to look like?

 

[Aris Khandr]

With four arms, like Sheeva from Mortal Kombat. Because why not? Otherwise normal, though. None of this "two toes and three fingers" stuff. Also, without the head-spikes. Just a human woman with four arms.

Also, many of my statues will include me kicking a dog in the face, because dogs suck. Do you hear me, dog in the kitchen? You suck and I hate you!

 

[Sordin]

Whatever I want to look like at the time. I'm indecisive that way.

 

[NightmareExpress]

I would look "the best" to each person.
Which is to say, each different person would likely see a different me.

 

[Akytalusia]

whatever. whenever. obviously. being a dynamic entity has that advantage.

 

[MiskWisk]

Whatever I want to look like at the time. I'm indecisive that way.

I feel sorry for whoever gets the job of building your statue then

 

[Jynthor]

If your answer isn't Morgan Freeman, you are wrong.