You're God. What do you look like?

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Nantucket_v1legacy

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Just because (now picture this):

You walk through those pearly gates. The trumpets are sounding, you're in an ugly white dress and the light is so vividly bright it's almost blinding. You see a huge oak door and two angels dressed in black robes either side. They push the door too and you see me, The Godfather. That would fuck your mind up good. :D
 

ImperialSunlight

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A floating, miniature Sun, whose rays give everyone in the area cancer in mere moments.

That or Gwyndolin from Dark Souls. Yes, Gwyndolin. That works better.
 

The Code

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I'd have to go with Wing Gundam or Deathscythe as my Godly form, but I'd take a more reserved form for my day-to-day business.
 

BathorysGraveland

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Not the most original, but probably a war deity with an epic beard that hangs to my waist (sometimes braided), long dark hair of equal length and the most glorious, yet hideous, scar across one half of my face. I'd appear wearing a great shirt of bronze mail and a sturdy round shield boasting my holy symbol (no idea what that would be). The object I'd be commonly associated with would be, unsurprisingly, an iron longsword.

Something like that.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I would have no constant appearance and instead appear to each individual as someone/something comforting or joyous.

Though they could clearly see me, they would later not be able to describe my appear to others, therefore, avoiding any future conflicts on my image or form.
 

Vhite

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I look like a normal person, living my simpe life, never doing anything out of ordinary.
Except that when someone makes X vs Y thread I set their skin on fire.
 

Vhite

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talker said:
Like the Great God Om!
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GOOOOOOD!
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Muspelheim

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You know one of those ancient Egyptian furry gods? Aye, something like that. Some sort of anthropomorphic unicorn decked out in bling, and a big throne I can slouch around in.

It'd troll a lot of the planet's internet dwelling populace, and even better, if they whine about it, I can pour lava in through their chimney!

Oh, and I'd demand a monthly sacrifice quota of... Whatever comes to mind, really. Being a deity certainly have some perks, eh?
 

soren7550

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Probably as myself. It's highly likely though that I would lose my followers real quick, seeing as no one wants a rail thin, frizzy haired, slouchy lady in a gray hoodie as a god.

So in that case, maybe I'd appear to them as Mewtwo.

But that would undermine Arceus' position as the god of the Pokemon world.

Hmm... need to think on that one a bit more then.
 

someonehairy-ish

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I'd appear as a centaur and make terrible puns about being hung like a horse. I'm freaking God, whose gonna object?
 

Zepherus14

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Well... either I'd be myself (I look a lot like Jesus)

or I'd look like

 

Promethax

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I have three forms in mind.

#1: A flaming golden paragon of human perfection bursting forth from the maw of a giant serpent.

#2: Some demonic H.R. Giger-esque monstrosity.

#3: 60's Spider-man.

I'd probably go with #3.
 

Groxnax

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Who has no one mentioned the South Park version of God?

That's what I would look like.
 

saintdane05

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Do you mean "The" God, or a deity? Cause if I am "The" God, then technically I appear different to anyone who views me. The diety answer?


ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!
 

MartianWarMachine

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I'm a God, am I? There's only one appearence for me!


Alternatively, my old avatar, which I cannot find anymore. But it had pink hair and cat ears, so... yeah.