You're God. What do you look like?

[Asita]

Oh, I'd switch my forms around just to mess with people. I think it would be especially amusing if I were to shift between...less than noble forms during a given encounter. ESPECIALLY if I regarded the person in question poorly. For instance:

Jerk: Asita please hear my prayers!
Asita Yes, what is it little one?
Jerk: I'm in trouble, Asita! I just don't know what to do!
Asita: Now now, calm down and tell me what happened.
Jerk: I don't know...it just went downhill so quickly. What did I do to deserve this?
Asita: Surely you must know, yourself. I am certain that deep down you must realize exactly what the cause of this is.
Jerk: What if I really don't know?
Asita: Then I'm afraid that you'll have a hard time ahead of you.
Jerk: You aren't going to help me?
Asita: I'm not going to solve this for you, no.


Though for a more commonly used form...I dunno. Sid Caesar maybe?

 

[THE_JOKE_KING33]

A lean built young white guy with straight blond hair and green eyes wearing a fully white double breasted suit with a pink top hat(with a white band) along with 6 angelic wings.

 

[Eddie the head]

If your answer isn't Morgan Freeman, you are wrong.

I just came in to say that. Morgan Freeman all the way.

 

[SaetonChapelle]

This sexy beast.

I'm god, what more do you want?!

 

[thesilentman]

I'd look like myself, beard and all. I'm just used to my body, even if I was a god.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

A single 5cmx5cmx5cm cube of tofu.
Because why not.

 

[bossfight1]

This:

Spoiler

What did you expect me to look like?

Oh, DAMMIT.

Well, I guess I'd look like one of the Doctors; either the 10th or 11th.

That, or...

 

[Shinsei-J]

I'll go something unconventional yet very agreeable for all.

Spoiler: Stephen Fry

Screw pope, he can go for god.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Probably like this. If Man is made in God's image, this man was down to earth and helped his fellow man.

 

[Orange12345]

Nothing, I would be formless taking any form that suits my purpose or taste

 

[Insanity72]

Warhammer 40K: The Emperor! (Pre Heresy of course)

 

[ShinyCharizard]

Some sort of half man, half velociraptor hybrid.

 

[Remus]

Fear my infinite wrath, and my screwdriver!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd appear as a Beholder from D'n'D. Fear my many eyes and infinite power!

Edit: Or alternatively, Shenron.

 

[Agayek]

Hmm, if I was omnipotent, I would appear as a 4 dimensional entity.

Just so that whenever I manifested, I'd give people aneurysms trying to understand what they are seeing.

Edit: Though if I had to actually interact with someone, I'd steal the idea from the poster above me and appear as Shenron, because who doesn't want to be a several-dozen-mile long dragon?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Like myself. Nobody ever sees God, coming out and publicly showing up on the news would screw up religion forever. Even people who interact with God never see him directly, (and if they do they get their face melted). Why bother being some elaborate thing when nobody will ever see you?

 

[Strazdas]

Definatelly something cliche. Like an Emo God.

 

[Kirtap]

Brian Blessed, Amazing yet underwhelming, perfect!

 

[Daveman]

Exactly like I do now.

Well, maybe with a six pack too.

Oh, and Goa'uld voice and eyes.