You're God. What do you look like?

[loc978]

If I were some sort of omniscient creator of all things, I'd appear as something completely different to each person looking at me, and I'd be able to change what they see me as at will. My default for each person would be something unsettling but not frightening to said person, tailored quite painstakingly to their subconscious sensibilities.

The downside: I'd probably see an extremely tall, slightly overweight middle-aged woman who has undergone popular facial cosmetic surgery if I applied the rule to myself and looked into a mirror. To plagiarize a comedian... instead of looking like a 50 year old woman, I'd look like a 27 year old lizard.

 

[rdaleric]

Kneel before thy god!!!

 

[Fuzzed]

Chuck Norris. Wait...He's already a God

 

[Combustion Kevin]

basicly, I'd look like what you get if you replaced everything below the beard with more beard.

 

[uchytjes]

I would look like L from Death note. Only I would be 6'5 and not 2D.

 

[hensethe1]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120611055907/diablo/images/1/13/TyraelFalls.png

But with a really feminine voice, so people would be awestruck, intimidated and perhaps a bit confused

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Meh, Might as well go with this as my main form:

Spoiler: WARNING: Not for the Timid

 

[disgruntledgamer]

Myself and a horse from the waist down.

 

[CounterReproductive]

I'd look just like God looks now bviously. Invisible because God doesn't exist

captcha : i love you

No captcha I don't.. or maybe i'd make god look like captcha.

 

[crimson sickle2]

Be wary of large images.

Spoiler

image of Samael, not exactly an elder dragon, but pretty close

I gotta go with an elder dragon visage. It demands respect and looks too cool to pass up

 

[AdmiralMemo]

Being visible is over-rated. My followers will know me by smell and sound.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Liam Neeson wearing nothing but a smoking jacket, silky pantaloons, an ascot and a beret.

 

[JordanXlord]

The God Emperor from Warhammmer 40k

That or

Because who said God can't have a sense of irony.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Why, I look absolutely divine, of course!

Or, more seriously, I'd be an invisible pink unicorn.

 

[Siege_TF]

The mortal mind cannot comprehend my true form, nor can it be described. Those with the mental fortitude to look upon me and retain their sanity see what they want to see.

 

[V'icternus]

Balrog. It's gotta be a Balrog.

Riding a Dragon, naturally.

You start praying to me, and not only are your prayers suddenly answered for once, but your house burns down and a huge flaming demon riding a fire-breathing dragon breaks through the wreckage to talk to you about it!

Or, if I must choose a form that doesn't end up killing most of my followers before I ever actually get to talk to them, I think people would respond well to Ghosty-Wan Kenobi.

 

[freaper]

I'd appear differently each time, depending on the situation or location. That way, every tribe or nation would make different statues in My honour, and then proceed to dismiss the other people's portrayal of me. Mass genocide ensues

 

[Fursnake]

I look like everything...and yet nothing.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I'd look like Father from Fullmetal Alchemist.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

It's hard to decide...

So here's a top 5!


1. A floating bottle of Jagermeister which speaks through the deer on the label.

2. A limbless mime.

3. An animated T-Rex skeleton.

4. An aurora borealis.

5. A dragon or gryphon carved from ice...that's on fire...so it's perpetually melting and refreezing.

It's all about the symbolism!